his head on my lap and shook his leg like he was chasing something in his dream.
âNo, dude, that doesnât help us get him to Philadelphia, because your mom is here,â Frankie said.
âWe could kidnap her and leave a note saying that heâll find her in Philadelphia,â I suggested.
âThatâs extreme, Zip,â Frankie said. âUse your brain. What else does he love?â
âI donât know,â I said.
âWell, if you donât know, who does know? Youâre his son.â
âIâm just stupid,â I snapped. âMaybe I deserve to stay back in fourth grade.â I scratched Cheerio behind the ears. Dogs are lucky, I thought. The only thing they have to learn in school is how not to pee on the carpet. I could learn that. Itâs the long division I donât get.
âGuys, we donât have time for you to argue,â Ashley said. âWe have to keep our attention on the goal, which is to get your mom and dad to Philadelphia. And by the way, youâre not stupid, Hank.â
âBingo,â said Frankie.
âBingo. I like the sound of that! Bingo what?â
âBingo, as in letâs come up with an idea,â Frankie said.
All three of us stared at one another, trying to come up with an answer to the questionâwhat would it take to change my dadâs mind?
It was so quiet, I could hear car horns honking on the street ten floors below. I heard the elevator doors opening in the hall outside our door, footsteps, then the soft slap of the doors closing. It was probably our neighbor Mrs. Fink leaving for the painting class she takes over at the senior center on Amsterdam Avenue. Every painting she does is a picture of food. Her last painting was called Kebab: A Study of Meat on a Stick . It showed these really juicy chunks of meat on a skewer looking all spicy and delicious, just like they are in real life when Amir grills them on his cart on the corner of 74th Street and Columbus.
âWhatâs going on, Hank?â Ashley asked. âYou look like you have a good idea.â
âI was wondering if Amir is making kebabs right now. I could sure go for one,â I answered.
Frankie shot me a look I knew really well, because Iâd been getting it from him my whole life.
âGet with the program, Zip,â he said. âWeâre thinking Philadelphia now, not roasted lamb.â
Maybe he was thinking Philadelphia, but I was way, way down the roasted lamb road. Welcome to the inside of my brain. It goes where it wants, whenever it wants. There was no chance of pulling it back now.
âI have a suggestion,â I said. âWhy donât we move on to Plan C?â
And we did. In fact, we moved all the way to Plan M. We sat on the couch and thought. We flopped down on the living room carpet and thought. We stood in the hall and thought. We went into my bedroom and listened to the radio and thought. Every plan we came up with had something wrong with it. We just couldnât come up with the perfect magnet that would attract my dad to Philadelphia.
There it wasâPhiladelphia. That city where Benjamin Franklin flew his kite. Where the founding fathers wrote the Constitution. Where the Phillies and the Eagles play. And most importantly, where my parent-teacher conference was not.
Only two little, tiny, measly hours from New York. So near, and yet so far.
CHAPTER 12
FRANKIE AND ASHLEY had to go back to their apartments for dinner, and by the time they left, I still had no plan. I was left with no one to help me come up with an idea. No one but my sister Emily, that is, who probably wouldnât want to help me, anyway. Besides, I donât know if you have a younger sister, but even if you donât, I think youâd agree that a person would have to be very desperate to ask his younger sister for help.
Okay, I confess. I was desperate.
While my mom was in the kitchen preparing dinner, I walked into