A Beautiful Funeral: A Novel (Maddox Brothers Book 5) by Jamie McGuire Read Free Book Online Page A

badly last time,” she said, wiggling out of his grip to further inspect the wounds under his bandages. “Please use the mitts.”
    “Okay,” he said, patting her hand. “Okay, sis. I’ll use the mitts.”
    Camille began opening cabinet doors to find the oil, seeing that the drumsticks had already been dipped in Dad’s special flour mixture and were sitting on paper towels next to the pan on the stove.
    She waved us away. “Go on. I’ve got this. Yes, Dad, I’m sure,” she said, just as Dad opened his mouth to ask.
    He chuckled. “All right, then. Dominoes, it is.”
    “Aren’t you sick of losing? We played dominoes for two hours this afternoon.”
    “Did we?” he asked. He shook his head. “I can’t remember to wipe my own ass most days.”
    I blinked, surprised he didn’t remember, but he didn’t seem concerned.
    “Cards, then?” he asked.
    “No, we can play dominoes. I owe you a rematch, anyway.”
    Thunder rolled in the distance as we sat down at the table. The front door opened and closed, and then Olive appeared at the end of the hall, holding her hands out to each side, dripping wet. “Oh. My. God.”
    I burst into laughter. “Ever heard of an umbrella, Ew?”
    She rolled her eyes, stomping over to sit on the dining chair next to me. “Will you ever stop calling me that? No one gets it.”
    “You get it,” I said. “How hard can it be? Your initials are O.O. Together, they make the sound ew . Like moo. And too.” My gaze drifted up to the ceiling. “Shoo. Boo. Coo. Goo. Poo. I could go on.”
    “Please don’t,” she said, grabbing a domino and turning it over in her thin fingers. It was getting harder and harder to impress her. She used to think I was god.
    “Oh! Damn!” Camille yelped from the kitchen.
    I pushed out my chair, standing halfway. “You okay, baby?”
    “Yeah!” she called back, appearing with her jacket and her keys in hand. “Out of oil.”
    “But I just bought him some last Friday,” I said, looking at Dad.
    “Oh. That’s right. I knocked it over Sunday.”
    I frowned. “We had sandwiches for lunch and pizza for dinner Sunday. You didn’t make chicken.”
    He mirrored my expression. “Well, damn it, one of those days.”
    “I’m going to run to the store. You need anything else?” Camille asked.
    “Cami, it’s pouring,” I said, unhappy.
    “I’m aware,” she said, kissing at me before heading out the door.
    Dad brought down the dominoes from the shelf, and we made small talk. He asked me a few of the same questions he’d asked me earlier, and I began to wonder if he’d been forgetful all along and I was just noticing it, or if his memory was getting worse. He had a doctor’s appointment that Friday. I’d bring it up then.
    My cell phone buzzed. I pressed the receiver against my ear. “Hey, cunt puddle!”
    “They just keep getting better,” Thomas said on the other end of the line, unimpressed.
    “Christ on a bicycle, Trenton,” Dad fumed, nodding toward Olive.
    I winked at him. Shocking him with my insults had become a sport.
    “How are Mom and baby?” I asked.
    “We’re headed home,” Thomas replied. “I think … I think we’re going to head that way earlier than expected.”
    “Everything okay?” I asked, noting that Dad’s interest was piqued. I waved him away, assuring him nothing was wrong.
    “Yeah … yeah. Have you heard from Trav?” Thomas asked.
    “No. Why?”
    Thomas had been an enigma since I could remember, and the questions only multiplied when he became an adult.
    Dad was staring at me, both patiently and impatiently waiting for an explanation. I held up my finger.
    “Just curious.”
    “You’re going to put a newborn on a plane? I knew you were brave, big brother, but hell.”
    “We thought Dad might like to meet her.”
    “He would. Dad would love to meet …” My mind drew a blank.
    “Stella,” Olive whispered.
    “Stella!” I repeated. “Dad would love to meet Stella.” Dad popped me on the back