train should take you as far as Fourth Via Station. You want to get any farther, though, youâre going to need to find yourself a berth on the Alighieri Special.â
âThatâs an ominous title.â
âItâs aptly named. If youâre set on going, I can tell you this much: The line goes through some of the . . . infernal regions. The train itself is safeânothing can touch you while youâre on it. But the things that live round those parts are a tricky bunchâif you step out, youâre theirs. And thatââhe shudderedââdoesnât bear thinking about.â
But they did think about it then, for a while, the three companions and probably the stranger as well, who added, âYou sure you arenât better off having a couple more oysters and then heading home?â
Actually at that point M wasnât at all sure of this fact, but there was no way at this point to bow out gracefully, and after a moment, Stockdaleâwho never missed an opportunity to utter an epigraphâanswered for him: âDeath or victory!â
âI wish you the latter,â the man said, toasting their fortune.
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They had been waiting on the platform of Fourth Via Station for about half an hour when a strange rattle could be heard moving toward them. Fourth Via Station looked like it was located in one of the realities that never got over having knights and so forthâthe floor was cobblestone rather than concrete, the only illumination came from the flickering torchlight, and the name ofthe station was hung on an elaborately embroidered tapestry, complete with heraldry. Below it a filigreed hourglass hung from a wall arm, falling sand indicating the arrival of the next train.
The platform was empty, except for M and his two companions. It seemed to be late in the evening. It was very dark, at least, but then torches donât shed as much light as neon bulbs.
It was these torches that revealed the source of the rattling. They looked at first like children, an impression aided by the fact that they coasted forward on old-fashioned roller skates, orange wheels sewed into burlap. But even by the dim light that conjecture faltered almost immediately. Their bodies were too thick, their skin a strange mixture of white and green, like a corpse that had been left in water. They wore heavy leather jackets and bright red ski caps, and their teeth were narrow, nasty little points.
One had a length of chain in his hand that he swung back and forth in a fashion unsuggestive of amity. He called out in a language that seemed to have a lot of Câs and Wâs stuck together. M didnât speak it, but he understood a taunt regardless of the idiom.
âWhat do we have here?â D8mon asked, though it was obvious enough in the broad strokes.
âWe call them redcaps,â Stockdale informed him. Actually, Stockdaleâs people would have called them Rakshasas or something to that effect, but M did not think this was the time to deal with his friendâs false consciousness.
âIâd call them trouble,â M muttered.
They circled the three travelers like a pack of wolves that had recently seen the film Xanadu , to torture a metaphor rather cruelly. One of the bogies took Stockdaleâs lapel between two of his clawed fingers, rubbed at the fabric, and smiled rapaciously.
âWhat ho, chap,â Stockdale began, stiff-arming the goblin back a step. âYouâve got some cheek, all right, to place hands on a gentleman.â
Stockdaleâs new admirer chattered fiercely in his unseemly tongue. One of his confederates stopped in front of M, staring like a hawk at a coney. He had a string of bone fingers on a chain around his neck, and the coat he wore was emblazoned with scenes of slaughter and cruelty. M was wearing only his street clothes, faded jeans and a leather jacket, and he didnât have anyweapons