mouth as if to speak, then stopped and sniffed the air. âDo you smell something?â I said.
âYeah, mud and cowpats. This place is filthy.â
âNo, not that â¦â I sniffed the air again. âMore like meat. Itâs stronger now. Did you bring a sandwich?â
âOf course I did! Everyone had to.â
I glared at him, then shrugged. âMust be that, then,â I said. I didnât mention that Glenâs face seemed a little, well, more pink than it had been before.
Now, hereâs the thing. When Glen went into the bathroom to wash his face the next morning, he didnât recognise himself in the mirror. I know this because I know what he was turning into. His skin must have been bright pink and glistening as if it was coated with grease.
He would have been getting the smell, too, by then. The smell Iâd started to get the day before.
Meat. Ham, to be more precise.
Very useful thing, ham, especially if youâre hungry. Much more useful than Glen, though he probably didnât think that.
If he poked his cheek with his fingers, heâd have found that his skin was damp and soft, squidgy in a way it had never been before.
âThis is ridiculous ,â he must have said. I can just hear him saying that. Then the look on his face when he remembered he wasnât supposed to say or do anything nasty. Not if he wanted to stop turning into something ⦠useful.
But surely that didnât count. Did it? If he was the only one in the room, it couldnât possibly count. That wouldnât be fair at all!
Later that morning, when he sat down in his usual place at school, Iâd spread some papers over his part of the table we shared.
I rushed to gather them up before he started complaining but instead of his usual moan, he said, âPlease, may I move this stuff out of the way?â
I stared at him, my mouth wide open. âAre you all right?â I said. âYou look feverish.â
Glen wanted to say, âDonât ask stupid questions!â I could see it in his face.
But instead he just clenched his fists under the table and said, âNo, Iâm fine. Thank you for asking.â
I blinked. âAll right, then,â I said, and moved the papers out of Glenâs way.
The rest of the day was just like that. Every few minutes, Glen had a chance to say something mean or hurtful or rude, and every time I could see him keeping his words to himself.
It got harder and harder as the day wore on, until he could only keep his mouth shut by biting his lip and sucking in his cheeks. I watched him doing it. It was weird.
I followed him on the way home.
He went stomping down the street, kicking the paving stones as he went. Iâd say he was imagining that each one was a person he had been nice to that day.
âOnly one day,â he muttered to himself. He stared at his hands. They were as pink and soft and damp as they had been in the morning.
But no pinker, no softer, no damper. At least he hadnât got any worse.
He was lumbering now, as if his body felt heavy and stiff, as if his insides were glued together.
As he turned the last corner before his own street, he caught sight of a scruffy, skinny brown dog, a lanky wolfhound he had seen around before.
This, my friends, was the person - I mean, the dog - who told me the story. You may laugh, but Iâm telling you, this is what happened.
The dog didnât belong to anyone, as far as Glen could see. It had no collar and he had never seen it being walked. Walked, hah! This wasnât that kind of dog, for sure.
Glen came to a stop. The dog sniffed the air and whined softly, starting to drool. It felt hungry.
Now, Glen had bitten his lip and gritted his teeth all day instead of saying the things he was thinking. Even through the stuck-together feeling in his insides, he must have felt all of that meanness building up inside him like lava in a volcano.
He walked