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emerald bankers’ lamps and heavy crimson drapes. I’d read too many murder mysteries.
    Hugh shook hands and offered condolences about my mother. When he invited us to the table, Mordecai and Truman found themselves next to each other; Truman fussed with his pea coat and managed to insert me between them. ‘So what,’ I said, ‘you read the will aloud to us?’
    ‘Not unless you insist,’ said Hugh, spreading over his chair and hiking his pants so the hairs above his socks showed. He was a rangy, casual man with a no-nonsense air. ‘I think I can give ya’ll the gist without the being-of-sound-mind-and-body nonsense.
    ‘Now,’ he began, spreading papers before him. ‘I guess your parents told you that their estate would be divided equally between the three kids. So I assume they also apprised you guys of their bequest to the ACLU?’
    He must have looked up to find a wave of shock registering across all three faces.
‘It’s thanks to the ACLU,’ Truman grumbled, ‘that we never had a clean sponge.’
‘Rubbish,’ I said, recovering. ‘We’d have had a putrid sponge if they hadn’t donated a dime. A smelly sponge is a point of view.’
‘All I know is that to Father,’ said Truman, ‘the primary charity of non-profits was to take money off his hands. With the small fortune Father shovelled that ACLU outfit over the years we could have bought enough A&P eight-packs to wipe up the Atlantic Ocean.’
Hugh looked edgy. ‘Mean your folks never informed ya’ll that the American Civil Liberties Union was willed a quarter of their estate?’
‘ What ?’ said Truman and Mordecai at once, which may have been the only time in their lives they did something together.
I shot Hugh a droll smile. ‘The fourth child.’
‘You said “estate”—’ The words were strangling in Truman’s throat. ‘Does that include HeckAndrews, or not?’
Hugh rubbed his temples. “Fraid so. Last year your momma expressed second thoughts about keeping her house in this bequest, but she never put word-one in writing. Nobody figured her heart condition was so serious, and as usual—that’s the way people are with wills—there seemed all the time in the world to change her mind.’
‘Could you testify in court—’ Mordecai leaned forward ‘—that she intended to revise the will?’
‘No, and besides, she’d been wavering. She wanted to do—’
‘ What Sturges would have wanted ,’ Truman recited.
‘Bingo.’
‘Let’s talk turkey,’ Mordecai demanded, clicking the silver knobs of his bolo tie on the table top. ‘In round numbers, what’s the lowdown? Cut to the chase, bottom line.’
Hugh’s head tilted with a trace of dismay towards my older brother. I myself had never been sure whether to find Mordecai refreshingly down to earth or, as Averil would say, crass.
“Sides the house? I’ve taken a gander at this portfolio, but couldn’t give you an exact figure. There’ll be penalties for liquidating long-term investments prematurely, and state taxes—’
‘How much ?’ insisted Mordecai.
‘Before deductions, ballpark? Round about $300,000. To be divided between the—four of you.’ He smiled.
Mordecai fell back. ‘That’s all ?’
‘I know what it’s worth to me,’ said Truman, ‘but on the market, what do you figure HeckAndrews is worth?’
‘Ya’ll’ll have to get it assessed. Off the cuff? House that size in Oakwood right now might list for three-eighty, maybe more. Fact, right downtown—Blount Street’s commercial zoning—you might get that much for the property alone. Course, they’d level the structure, maybe put up a—’
‘NO!’
Truman would have been heard several offices down. Hugh looked mystified.
‘Over my dead body,’ Troom added. ‘But you’re telling me that the ACLU owns a quarter of my house. What am I supposed to do, run a bed and breakfast for bleeding-heart lawyers?’ His eyebrows neared his hairline; his jaw clenched, its muscles dimpling in and out. In the