for the obvious,â Joe whispered.
âHow so?â Connie demanded in a soft hiss.
âThe kid is obviously a student.â
âMaybe, but there are colleges in Manhattan, too, you know.â
âShe made a good guess.â
The young man had sat down in front of Madame Zena. He grinned. âAm I going to get lucky tonight?â
âLucky?â Madame Zena queried. âAre you going to survive the drunks driving around the city tonight? Yes, youâre very lucky. Will you be smart enough to avoid the big pothole on Willoughby Avenue and avoid a broken ankle. Yes, again, if you pay attention. That will be lucky. Are you having sex? Not a chance. Janice is going to be there, and sheâs going to throw you a pillow on the floor.â
Those standing around Madame Zenaâs table all laughed. Madame Zena smiled, tolerant of the laughter. Jillian decided that the woman was very good at what she did, that she wasnât psychic, she just used some good solid sense on her clients.
There were a few more people before them in line. Jillian watched, enjoying what she heard, along with the Guinness. Tip refilled their beers while they waited in line and the band kept playing.
Finally their turn came. Tip led Connie forward. Madame Zena studied her briefly, her amber eyes intent. She looked up to the line and motioned to Joe. âCome sit with your wife,â she said.
âYou told her,â Joe accused Tip.
âI did not,â Tip protested.
Madame Zena noticed Jillian. Her lashes flickered, as if something disturbed her.
âWell?â Joe murmured.
âShuffle the cards,â Madame Zena said. âLet your wife go first. Iâm using the three-card spread. They reveal past, present and future. There is a meaning to all cards, and a reverse meaning, as well.â
She laid out three cards, side by side. For a moment she studied them, then studied Connie. âTemperance. You are a good human being. Youâve made those around you happy, and you have chosen your friends wisely.â
âThatâs me,â Connie said happily.
Her husband sniffed.
âJoe!â
He caught her hand and kissed it. âYouâre the best human being.â
Madame Zena looked at the cards, then past Joe and Connie to Jillian.
âMadame Zena?â Joe queried, tapping the table.
Madame Zena pointed to the second card. âThe Nine of Swords. There is discord in your life.â
âBut there isnât!â Connie protested.
âMaybe itâs in the future,â Joe suggested gravely.
Madame Zena shook her head. âThe future is hereâ¦The World. It symbolizesâ¦completion, rewards.â
âSo everything comes out okay?â Connie said hopefully.
Madame Zena looked at her. âYou must make things come out okay, because the reverse meaning here suggests that success is yet to be won, that you may be lacking in vision. You must take care to see, to see everything, beyond the physical eye, do you understand?â
âYes,â Connie said. But the tone of her voice said âno.â
âSo the cards donât like me?â she asked in distress.
âThe cards are to be used for good. They warn you. Nothing in life is free, nothing comes without a price. Except for the occasional miracle. The cards warn you that you must be firm, steadfast, loyal. You must always control your own future.â
Madame Zena wasnât going to say more.
âOkay, me now,â Joe said.
Madame Zena looked over his head at Jillian once again. She looked troubled. âShuffle the cards,â she told Joe.
He did, and the reader laid them out. Three cards. Past. Present. Future.
The exact same lineup as his wife.
âHey, thatâs not possible,â Joe protested.
âShuffle them again.â
He did. They fell the same way. Madame Zena shrugged. âYou know what they mean.â
âThey mean you do card tricks as well