âWe hook you up and plug you right in.â
âYou have any special training for this?â I asked. âA license or anything?â
âJust beauty school,â she said.
âLooks like it would burn your head off,â I said nervously.
âHavenât lost a customer yet,â Irene said cheerfully, and started hooking one of the machineâs metal clamps to each curler on my head.
She turned on the machine, gave me a pat on the shoulder, shoved a movie magazine into my hands, and went on about her work across the room.
I sat there stiff as a board, expecting to be electrocuted any minute and wondering if the result was going to be worth all this trouble.
Chapter Six
The afternoon of the Valentineâs dance I must have changed my mind twenty or thirty times about whether I was going. One minute I imagined how glamorous Iâd beâsweeping into the gymnasium in my new dress and high heels. Everyone would marvel at how much older and more mature I looked. Mr. Davenport would look at me and smile and ask me to dance and tell me what he had been waiting to tell me all this time.
The next minute I saw myself slouching into the gym all alone, with everyone whispering and glancing at the only wallflower there without a date. My dress and shoes and hair would look all wrong, and Mr. Davenport would have to struggle not to laugh when he saw me trying to be grown-up.
I kept hoping I would suddenly come down with the flu or measles or something so the decision would be taken out of my hands, but I was disgustingly healthy.
Grandma, who had a strong stubborn streak and a very direct way of dealing with any opposition, was having none of my indecision. She forced me into a kitchen chair that afternoon and wet my newly permanented hair and rolled it up in rag curlers. I jiggled and jerked around in my chair.
âHold still,â Grandma said. âYouâre nervous as a cat in a room full of rockinâ chairs.â
I laughed in spite of myself. Grandma knew her old country expressions always tickled me, and she would dredge them up at crucial moments to relieve the tension. I would always try to think of one to answer with, and then it would become a game as we batted them back and forth. She almost always won.
âSteady as a rock,â I said, holding out my hands.
âShakinâ like a leaf,â she answered.
âCool as a cucumber,â I said.
âHotter than a two-dollar pistol,â she said, hand on my forehead.
âCalm as aâuhâcalm as a ⦠a ⦠clam!â I said.
âThat ainât a sayinâ!â she laughed.
âYes it is!â
âNever heard of it,â she said.
âI just made it up!â I said.
âDonât count!â said Grandma.
âOh, phooey!â I said irritably. âArenât you finished?â
âAddie,â she said quietly. âJust calm down. Everythingâs going to go just fine.â
I wanted to believe her.
I ran around with my hair in curlers for the rest of the afternoon, helping Grandma put the finishing touches on my dress and making sure her best rhinestone bracelet looked OK with it. My dress was a pale pink taffeta. It was very chic and understated, I thought, and made me look very mature. In my more positive moments, I expected everyone at the dance would comment on how I had aged, seemingly overnight.
After dinner, I started my final preparations. I put on my best white slip, a new pair of nylon stockings, and my hated garter belt.
As far as I could tell, garter belts had been invented by the same people who had thought up medieval torture instruments. My garter belt was a disgusting, flesh-colored satin, and fastened about the waist with hooks and eyes in the back. Since you could never hope to fasten hooks and eyes without seeing them, you had to put the garter belt on backwards, hook it over your stomach, and then wrestle it around so that the