fools.â
âIf thatâs all they were,â remarked Dexter, âthen you havenât anything to worry about, have you?â
âThe Health and Safety Executive for starters and the insurance people â¦â began Mike Itchen, who was a worrier.
âI mean,â explained Dexter, âthat if it was only the monkeys they were after, you donât have problems, do you?â
Gledhill looked up sharply. âYou think they might have been real burglars?â
âItâs what I would have been worried about,â said Al Dexter. He didnât have the look of a man who worried about anything. âGood cover for getting inâanimal rightsâif you were looking for something, donât you think?â
Gledhill and Itchen carefully avoided looking at each other.
âIn my experience,â Dexter added authoritatively, âpeople are prepared to believe anything about animal rights activists.â
âWeâll look into it,â said Itchen in the neutral tones he favoured these days. He had an expression that was similarly blank.
âYouâre still working on Naomite surely,â said Dexter, âarenât you?â
Gledhill looked round quickly as if someone else might have been listening. âItâs only in the embryo stage, Al,â he said. âNothing doing there at all yet.â
âSure,â said Dexter comfortably, âbut they donât know that, do they?â
âAnd nothing doing at the Ethics Committee at Region this morning either,â added Itchen gloomily. âWe only had one submission and it got the chop.â
A different sort of ethic prevailed as Al Dexter studiously avoided enquiring about the form of Gilroyâs new submission. He was here with other fish to fry and if the two chemists wanted to tell him about their firmâs newest compound then they would tell him fast enough. And if they didnât, then he, All Dexter, didnât really want to know.
âJust like Byvilleâs last effort,â said the Chief Chemist regretfully. âHeâs a trier, though, Iâll give the man that.â
Dexter raised an enquiring eyebrow.
âThey wouldnât wear our APX 125 trials, Al.â George Gledhill shook his head. âA great pity, especially as Byville was so keen to test the refined compound. Said heâs nearly there with some really good âeffect-sizeâ figures.â
âByvilleâs no good with committees,â pronounced Itchen weightily. âPuts their backs up as soon as he opens his mouth.â
âHeâs really into spleens, though,â said Gledhill. âBeen making quite a speciality of treating them lately. We might have something for you there one day, Al.â
âBut heâs no good with people,â insisted Mike Itchen, still brooding about the committee meeting. âDoesnât see that heâs got to convince the Safety of Drugs Committee before he gets anywhere,ââhe sniffedââfor all that he wants to examine everyone in Calleshire without a spleen. And,â he added mordantly, âsome with.â
âIf you can corner the market,â said Al Dexter simply, âthen you should.â It was the spirit that made millionaires.
âItâs all right for you,â said Mike Itchen.
Dexter Palindome (Luston) plc werenât research chemists, but manufacturing ones. They didnât have to waste their substance on research-and-development programmes which got through money like water. They merely processed what the boffins thought worth making, leaving the risk business to others. Their highest-paid employees werenât research chemists at all but production engineers and marketing men.
âI donât think anyoneâs aiming to corner the market,â said George Gledhill piously. He didnât add that with patents and licences this was hardly necessary these days.