book has a fancy letter B on it.
âAm I allowed?â
âWeâll just slip it in with these others.â Dad squints and shifts his eyes around like a spy. âTell no one,â he says. âIf I am captured, eat your library card.â
âDad,â I say.
âThey wonât take us alive!â
âDad!â I say.
At the counter, the librarian says, âWow.â
âAct normal,â Dad says, winking and waggling his eyebrows.
âWhat are you doing?â the librarian says.
âResearch,â I say grimly, pushing Dad through the security arch.
Eye of newt, I decide, is going to be a problem.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog ...
On second thought, maybe I should start with something easier than a âcharm of powerful trouble,â which makes me feel queasy anyway. I get into enough powerful trouble without dragging dismembered amphibians into it, and I like dogsâeven their tongues.
I sit on my bed, surrounded by books. So far, the herb book seems the most promising. It tells you how to cure a headache, ease a cough and purify the skin with things like peppermint and marigold. Fine. But it doesnât tell you how to make things happenâ how to cause a headache, for instance, not to mention how to break a wineglass. But then, if you could find out how to do it from a book, surely people would be casting spells more often. So there has to be some secret element, something Iâm missing. Not knowing what else to do, I keep reading. I read about gathering plants by midsummer moonlight. Well, thatâs outâ itâs September, and my bedtime is nine oâclock sharp. I read about the town in America where they burned witches at the stake four hundred years ago. But the book thinks they werenât real witches, just smart annoying women who got on peopleâs nerves, and what killed them was not fire so much as smoke inhalation. âCome on ,â I say, impatient. I read about curses. That seems more promising, but the books are maddeningly vague. Thereâs something about burying the hair of your enemy in a secret place, along with a cherished object, and whispering a secret formula.
I look up âcherishedâ in the dictionary. Then I go to the bathroom.
Dexterâs hairbrush lies on the counter next to the sink. People think Dexter is pretty, and Dexter thinks so too. She spends hours in front of the mirror, brushing her hair and looking at her teeth and watching herself blink and breathe. She leaves grungy spots on the mirror, thatâs how close she stands. Normally this is very aggravating, especially when I have to pee, but the advantage for an apprentice witch is that it leaves an awful lot of useful pale yellow hairs in the brush. I pick out a few long ones, wrap them in a piece of toilet paper and put them in my pocket.
My thinking is, I canât make any mistakes on Grandpa, but I can practice on Dexter. Isnât that reasonable?
The next step, a cherished object, is trickier. That means a dangerous journey to a dark, forbidden land: Dexterâs bedroom. I slip from the bathroom, stealthy as an assassin, and glance up and down the hall. The coast is clear. At the entrance to the Cave of Doom I pause, pressing my ear against the door, but all is silent. Itâs now or never.
BRATS AND CATS KEEP OUT!!!!!!!!!! The sign on the door is plastered at Edie-height. I ignore it. I turn the handle as quietly as possible, in case Dex is lying on the bed with the headphones on, oblivious to intruding witches. But the light is off and the room is empty. She must not be home from school yet.
Dexterâs room is tidy, like mineâweâre sisters, after allâand one wall is completely lined with books. But there the similarities end. First of all, the walls are pink. Pink! Thereâs a full-length tilting mirror on a fancy iron