around with the body and that you can wash in the sea, and undress in the sun.
The two mothers have lowered their voices in an alarming way. She swears theyâre talking about it, and Roseâs mother gives her a sweet, anxious smile.
Actually thereâs a car problem: Rose and her mother and the three cousins, and her as well. Whoops, itâs too many for the Renault 16.
âIâm going to ask the Bihotz lad, heâs so obliging, the Bihotz lad solves all our problems.â Her motherâs sentences skate over the world. Right there in the narrow house, she seems to engage in a short ballet sequence followed by a few acrobatic moves.
âWhat fun it will be in Monsieur Bihotzâs van!â chants Roseâs mother, revealing herself to be another champion skater, international standard, in her red boots.
Even though they were ready at eleven oâclock (ten oâclock at the latest, Monsieur Bihotz had said), the beach already looks like the quilt on mother Bihotzâs bed: little squares of colour butting up against each other. âHow long did it take us, Monsieur Bihotz?â
Monsieur Bihotz would rather stay on the promenade. âCome with us,â Roseâs mother insists, âthe more the merrier.â She points to the tiny spot where she thinks theyâll all fit.
âHow great that Maman could bring us to the beach,â says Rose (and she and her mother do that annoying thing of kissing each other on the mouth, a little peck).
âWe,â says one of the cousins, the oldest, it must be Sixtine âdonât have the sea, but we have the Seine.â
When my father flies his plane to Paris, he has dinner on the Champs-Elysées.
âYouâre so cute,â says Roseâs mother, in a funny voice, like sheâs apologising for her.
âMy father is a radiologist,â says Meredith. âDo you have a swimming pool?â
The three Parisiennes have spread out sarongs, Rose and her mother have mats, and she has her Snoopy bath towel. Monsieur Bihotz has brought out a ghastly floral towel, the one from the downstairs washbasin. Even though she sits as far away from him as possibleâperhaps itâs because of the fabric, the terry towellingâit still seems to her as if she smells like him.
He is wearing his blue shorts and has kept his T-shirt on, which is a mercy. Heâs sweating profusely, and his little towel barely extends beyond his buttocks, like blotting paper. She avoids looking in his direction.
The triangles over Roseâs bust are more filled out than she would have imagined. As for Sixtine, who has kept on her pedal-pushers and is wearing a very pretty bikini top, her breasts are almost as big as Roseâs motherâs, but sheâs in Year Eight. Rose lifts up the elastic band on her buttock to compare tans. Sixtine coats her sisters in the new Ambre Solaire Totale. She says that monoi oil doesnât do anything except make you smell of coconut. âCoconut, coconut!â yells Alma, roaring with laughter, but sheâs in Grade Two. âYouâve got to peel,â contradicts Roseâs mother, âthat way your skin gets used to it.â She undoes her bikini top so sheâs topless.
Monsieur Bihotz heaves his big body as upright as possible, so he doesnât tip onto anyone, and says something inaudible. So she repeats it for him, as if she was translating: Heâs going to buy an ice-cream . Monsieur Bihotz goes red and repeats his sentence louder, too loud, like heâs speaking to the whole beachâso loud that the people next to them turn round to listen.
âIâm going to buy some ice-creams.â
âNot for me,â says Sixtine. âMéré, Alma, do you want one?â
âThatâs so kind of you, Monsieur Bihotz,â gushes Roseâs mother. âWait, Iâll get my purse.â
But Monsieur Bihotz has got his stupid Roman-emperor look,