âThe oddest thing is, he didnât go ballistic until after he answered one of his motherâs fifty million calls. Maybe the duchess got mad that he was making nice with me, especially when you consider she once did her best to get me killed. But would that make him attack me?â
âCanât even guess,â Mom said. âCanât ask Milo, either, as heâs been on the phone the entire time you were gone.â
Dad came in then, his wild hair and beard wet from the shower and slicked down. âBack already? That was a fast tour.â
I gave Dad the short version. He rubbed his chin through his beard, which was beginning to fluff out as it dried. âI know one thing,â he said. âIf Tonyâs steely form of interrogation has any connection to Miloâs being on the phone all this time, the last thing anyone is going to want is visitors underfoot. Whatâs been going on with Dobreni politics, hon?â
Mom shrugged. âMilo and Emilio donât talk about Dobreni politics much, since Iâve never been there. But you canât help picking up vibes when youâre around people, and I get the idea thereâs something or other happening with the mines.â
âA big part of the GNP, mines, right?â Dad asked. He sank into a satin-covered chair, then said, âHow about this: If things still look bad in the morning, weâll vamoose and hole up in some tourist hotel. Leave Milo a polite note, make some excuse. We can hang around in London for a few days, and if their problem clears up, we come back here for the Christmas bash. If it doesnât, we can always go back to LA, and try again in spring, or something. Howâs that sound?â
âMy mother would probably think itâs the right thing to do,â Mom said. âI just donât know if sheâd be relieved or disappointed.â
While this conversation was going on, I was only half listening. Deal with it , said LaToyaâs image.
Help me, said Ruliâs image.
I looked up at my parents. âMom. Dad. I think I need to go back.â
âTo Los Angeles?â Dad asked.
âTo Dobrenica.â
âWhoa.â Mom set her laptop on the coffee table. âWhoa-ho.â
âLook. Iâm beginning to wonder if Ruli got into some kind of trouble, and Tonyâs family thinks Iâm to blame. Then there was that . . . vision? Apparition? Hallucination? Anyway, she begged me to help her.â
Mom tipped her head to one side. âHey, maybe all that astral plane stuff we talked about in the seventies is true. Ruli sure doesnât sound like sheâs got much in the way of support from that family of hers.â
âAstral planes make as much sense as ghosts.â I sighed, wishing I didnât have to deal with this stuff while under the influence of megajetlag. âThen there was something Tony said: âThe cock-up you left behind.â You guys know I thought I was doing the right thing, for all the right reasons. But if heâs telling the truth, nothing worked out like it was supposed to. So maybe, somehow , my leaving is mixed up with politics, and Ruliâs caught there in the middle.â
Dad grimaced, then coughed, trying to hide it.
âSpit it out, Dad.â
âWhat if itâs not politics, but personal, Rapunzel? If itâs something like her having had a royal fight with Alec, what if she wants you to trade places with her, like she suggested before you left Dobrenica? Without the hassle of divorce and remarriage?â
That gave me a sickening jolt, especially when I had to admit to myself that deep down (or maybe not all that far down) I wanted just that.
But daydreams and reality seldom match up. When Mom was a baby, Gran broke up with Armandros partly on ideological grounds but partly because she had found out their marriage was fake. Though Gran and I are at either end of Momâs generation, we are a