usual gang of loudmouths at our school. But not from me.
On the other hand, if Iâd had the guts to offend her a couple of months ago, I might still be going to Harvard.
So why did I feel even worse than before?
That Saturday, Owen Stevenson dropped by to see me just before seven A.M . His 180 IQ may have been a thing of the past, but he was still gifted in the field of bothering people.
I blinked bleary eyes at him, struggling to find focus. âDonât you sleep?â
âI just got off the train from New York,â he replied. âMel and I stayed up all night waiting in line for passes to the Concussed kickoff press conference.â
âCongratulations,â I mumbled. âThatâs the dumbest thing Iâve heard all day. Of course, itâs early yet. Plenty of time for you to say something even dumber.â
In spite of the fact that I was blocking the doorway, he pushed past me and established himself in a living room chair. âMel was going to get a ticket for you too, as a surprise. You knowâ before. â
âIâm glad she didnât bother. I wouldnât be caught dead in that place.â
Another funny thing about Owen. If you donât tell him what he expects to hear, he continues as if you hadnât spoken. âYou were really nasty to her. What did she do to deserve that?â
âFor starters, she saddled me with you.â I gave him my most inhospitable glare. âNow, are you here just to bug me, or do you have something to say?â
âYou donât know how good a friend Mel is to you,â Owen informed me. âWhen people make fun of you and your Young Republicans, she doesnât let them get away with it. When people are sick of hearing about your Harvard scholarship, she sticks up for you. When people call you a snobââ
âWhat people?â I growled. âItâs you, isnât it?â
âItâs lots of people,â he insisted. âAnd you should hear MelââLeoâs a good guy; Iâve known him my whole life; heâs just a little misguided.â What do you say to that?â
âSince when is âmisguidedâ a compliment?â
âYou owe her an apology.â
Hereâs the thing: Iâd been mentally formulating an apology to Melinda for the past two days. But I wasnât going to admit it to Owen.
I said, âGo home.â
He stood up. âI told her not to get you a ticket, but she got you one anyway. Youâre going to see Purge.â
âIâve got better things to do with my time than to waste it on a bunch of middle-aged punks who were nobody in their prime, and are even less now.â
He faced me with haughty dignity. âTwenty-five million CDsâwhat do you say to that?â
âI donât know,â I told him. âWhat the hell are you talking about?â
âTwenty-five million CDs and vinyl recordsâthatâs what those nobodies sold in their prime.â
âReally?â I stared at him, stunned. A lapsed Einstein, sure. But he had just pointed out something Iâd never thought of before.
Rock stars werenât just notorious bad boys and gossip column fodder. The music business paid ! Twenty-five million CDsâthat was a lot of money. And that didnât even include concerts, T-shirts, posters, and radio and TV royalties!
Here I was, completely undone by losing a forty-thousand-dollar scholarship, whenâ¦
I had a rich father!
[8]
I SAT ON THE PACKED TRAIN, WEDGED in between Melinda and Owen, on my way to the press conference and an uncertain future.
Good old Melinda had forgiven me readily. God only knew why. Just like I couldnât stay mad at her, she apparently couldnât stay mad at me. Maybe it was our shared history, which stretched clear back to toddlerhood. Maybe she wasnât as punk as she liked everybody to believe. Or maybe she was just so psyched about the