as a public defender (!) before finally agreeing to come work for Dad—but not until the old guy was on his deathbed . . . or thought he was, anyway, since he’s apparently doing fine now, given that he never seems to come in off the links.
Anyway, I can’t say spending all that time with murderers and drug addicts did Mitch’s disposition any good.
But he’s a damned good lawyer. So you can quit worrying and meet me for lunch at Lespinasse, as we planned. I can’t wait to gaze into those sparkling eyes of yours over a glass of Cristal . . . I hope they’re still shining as brightly as that diamond on your finger. . . .
Yours, as ever,
Stuart
Stuart Hertzog, Senior Partner
Hertzog Webber and Doyle, Attorneys at Law
444 Madison Avenue, Suite 1505
New York, NY 10022
212-555-7900
To: Stuart Hertzog
Fr: Amy Jenkins
Re: Mitchell Hertzog
Oh, Stuart, that’s so sweet! I knew you’d take care of it. Thank you so much!
And don’t worry about that stuff with your brother. We all have family members we’d prefer to have little to do with. I myself have both a sister and a brother I’m not exactly looking forward to introducing to you. And my parents—well, I won’t get into that.
But there are some family members of mine I’m dying for you to get to know—my Pi Delt sisters! I just know you’re going to love them—they’re really a swell group of gals. A bunch of us are meeting at the Monkey Bar after work . . . PLEASE say you’ll stop by so I can show you off to them. I can’t wait for you to meet them!
Looking forward to our lunch . . . and to proving to you that my eyes are still shining just as brightly as they were last night. . . .
Amy
Amy Denise Jenkins
Director
Human Resources
The New York Journal
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To: Kate Mackenzie
Fr: Jen Sadler
Re: OH MY GOD
SO????????? WHAT HAPPENED??????
J
To: Jen Sadler
Fr: Kate Mackenzie
Re: OH MY GOD
I don’t know. It’s the weirdest thing. I went into the T.O.D.’s office, and she was . . . doodling. And humming. Doodling and humming, almost like . . .
Like a human being!
She seemed surprised to see me—like she’d forgotten about the whole thing. I asked her about the letter, and she just went, “Oh, that’s Stuart’s brother. He’ll be representing the paper in the arbitration.” Then she SHOWED ME HER RING!
I’m not kidding. She went, “I thought I should tell you before you heard it through the departmental grapevine . . . Stuart Hertzog and I are engaged.”
Then she waved that massive rock—you were right, it IS three carats, she told me—under my