next week, mind you, when itâs spring break and the kids could go without missing any school. No, it has to be this week or nothing. He wants to take them out of class for three whole daysâWednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
âMy first reaction was to take a page from the J. P. Beaumont lexicon and tell him to go piss up a ropeâthat he can see the kids if and when he sends me some of that back child support. But of course, he didnât leave me that option. The underhanded rat called the boys while I was still at work. The first I heard about it, the kids were already so excited they could barely stand it. Not only about seeing their dad again, but also about going on the trip. Believe me, without any child support, itâs all I can do to keep food on the table and a roof over our heads. I sure as hell canât afford to take them on an outing like that. The best Iâve ever done is a weekend in somebodyâs borrowed condo over at Ocean Shores.â
My own daughter, Kelly, dropped out of school prior to high school graduation, although sheâs doing fine now. She picked up her GED and sheâs even started taking classes at Southern Oregon University down in Ashland. My son, Scott, just graduated from Stanford with a degree in electrical engineering. Personally, Iâve always been a big believer in education.
âMissing school doesnât sound like a good idea to me, either,â I told Sue. âItâs not good for the kids and the school district isnât going to approve. Did you try asking your ex to reschedule for spring break? Maybe he just didnât realizeâ¦â
âOf course, I told him. But rules that govern other people donât necessarily apply to Richie Danielson. He says itâs this week or nothing. The problem is, if I pull the plug on the trip for whatever reason, itâll hurt the kids that much more.â
It was easy to see that Sue was in a bind. If she nixed the trip at this stage, she would be cast as the villain of the pieceâat least in the eyes of her two children.
âWhen did all this trip stuff come about?â I asked.
âLast week,â Sue answered. âAfter you left town for Lake Chelan, I guess.â
âWell,â I said. âIf your ex can afford to take trips to Disneyland, he should be able to afford child-support payments, too. Have you ever thought about taking him back to court?â
âI tried it once. Didnât do any good. On paper, Richie claims he doesnât make a dime.â
âHow does he support himself then?â
âHeâs into some kind of bartering business,â Sue explained. âOnce he stopped being a churchâ¦â
âA church?â I interrupted. âWhen was he ever a church?â
âThe year we got a divorce. He declared himself a church and didnât pay any income taxes. Two years later the IRS came after me for $2,500 in back taxes on money he earned while we were still married. I asked the lady from the IRS how come she was coming after me instead of him. Iâll never forget what she said. âHoney, you have a job.ââ
âAnd you had to pay?â
âDamned straight. Every dime plus interest. It took me two years to pay the whole thing off. Thatâs when I found out heâs in the bartering business. No cash ever changes hands. Richie says he put together a mattress deal with some hotel chain. Instead of getting money, he got this prepaid Disneyland package. Iâm sure he underreports his income to the IRS. Since he doesnât have a bank account and earns no wages, thereâs nothing for the court to attach for back child support. Meantime, Chris and Tared think heâs the greatest thing going.â
With a burst of diesel exhaust, the eighteen-wheeler ahead of us inched forward. I switched on the ignition in our Caprice and put it back in gear. âIf you ask me,â I told her,
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