itâs me!â Kelly said. âWhat are you screaming about?â
âYou made me jump,â I gasped. âDonât creep up on me like that again, Kelly.â
âOh, go on, itâs fun,â said Kelly. âHi, everyone. Our caravanâs at the back, over by the oak trees. This way!â
She directed us like a traffic policeman. A big boy with short hair suddenly ran down the steps of his caravan and I stopped still, myheart thudding â but it wasnât Prickle-Head after all, just some mild mini lookalike.
âDo you know him?â said Kelly. âHe was sucking up to me down the swings last night. But I told him I wasnât interested.â
âReally?â I said, cheering up a little. âNo, I donât know him. But thereâs this other boy from somewhere round hereââ
âAfriend of yours, is he?â
âHeâs a Deadly Enemy, him and his mate. They keep getting us, Biscuits and me.â
âWhatâs he done to you then?â
âWell. First of all he kicked my . . .â
âHe
kicked
you?â
âNo, he didnât kick me. He kicked my sandcastle.â I felt silly saying it. I sounded like a really little kid. âIt wasnât an ordinary sandcastle. It was a proper motte and bailey castle and Iâd spent hours building it. And then they attacked us on the pier. It was really scary, Kelly, I thought they were going to throw us right over into the water. They were teasing Biscuits and they dropped Dog Hog over the railings.â
âBut I bet you rescued him like you rescued my Theresa Troll, right?â said Kelly.
âWrong,â I said. âI was useless. Biscuits rescued him himself. He was brilliantlybrave, Kelly. But even Biscuits is scared of Prickle-Head.â
âPrickle-Head!â said Kelly, snorting. âLook, donât you worry, Tim. If this Prickle-Head bobs up and starts giving you bother
Iâll
sort him out for you, OK?â
âOK,â I said, and we shook hands on it.
We carried on holding hands as we walked over to Kellyâs caravan. It felt . . . odd. Iâve held hands before. Mumâs. This was
very
different. It felt OK. Yet I was scared of Biscuits seeing and laughing. And I was scared my palm might get all hot and sweaty. And I was scared to move my fingers about in case Kelly thought I was trying to tickle her but my hand was so rigid it felt like a baseball mitt.
Scared
again.
âThatâs our caravan,â Kelly yelled, dropping my hand and dancing forward without a second thought.
I wish wish wish I was a person without a second thought. I have
third
thoughts. But for a while
all
my thoughts were absorbed in admiring Kellyâs caravan.
It was all so neat and tidy and dinky and perfect, like the best Wendy House in the world. I especially liked the way the table folded up and the bed folded down.
âThatâs Deanâs bed. When heâs being a rightpain I shove the bed back into the wall with him inside,â said Kelly.
Even Mum seemed impressed with the proper flushing toilet and the television and the frilly curtains up at the window.
âItâs like a little palace,â she said politely.
âAnd hereâs my princess,â said Kellyâs mumâs boyfriend Dave, and he put his arm round Kellyâs mum and squeezed her tight.
âGet off of me,â she said, but you could tell she was pleased.
Kelly pulled a
yuck
face at Biscuits and me.
âDo you want a Coke, you two? Weâve got lots in the fridge.â
âYouâve even got a fridge!â said Mum.
We all had drinks. Dad and Kellyâs mumâs boyfriend Dave had a can of beer. Mum said â
No
, thank youâ when she got offered a beer too.
âI know what youâd like,â said Kellyâs mum.
Mumâs eyebrows went up as if she didnât think that very likely.
âIâm not really a