whizzed and sputtered, then I said to him, âWhat can I do for you?â That was the correct response to his question under the circumstances, because it showed politeness without me admitting Iâm not Dean like he thinks I am.
He put out his hand which I had to reach up to take hold of because heâs at the top of the steps and Iâm at the bottom. Heâs an old guy, way past sixty with gray hair thatâs still thick and neatly barbered. Heâs wearing a suit and tie and thereâs a little neat mustache on his lip. I could smell the aftershave on him, which reminded me I hadnât shaved in a couple days plus Iâm stinking with sweat after a long day pushing lawnmowers in the sun. âChet Marchand,â he says. âThought it might be you I passed on the road. Saw the sign on the truck door. Howâs business this fine day?â
âOkay, I guess.â
I come on up the steps and opened the door, still hoping maybe Deanâs going to come out yawning and take care of this, but that didnât happen, so I had to step aside polite and let this guy into the house. I led him on through to the kitchen, glad I tidied it up this morning, and invited him to take a seat, then thought maybe I shouldâve taken him through to the living room instead, but itâs too late now. The living room was kind of a mess anyway, so this way is better. I sat down too, thinking maybe I should offer him a glass ofwater, which I wanted one of myself but it could wait. Obviously this guy Chet was nobody Dean knew, so the visit couldnât be important and wouldnât take long to finish off. I was still thinking itâs insurance heâs selling. The note I left for Dean was still on the table so I scrunched it up good.
Chet gave me a smile, very friendly and says, âIs Mrs Wayne at home today?â
Who the fuck is that, Iâm thinking, then it strikes me Mrs Wayne must be Aunt Bree. Where the hell was Dean who should be answering this family stuff?
âSheâs in Florida on vacation.â
âFlorida on vacation,â he says. âThatâs a fine state to visit and see the natural wonders.â
âIâm going there someday myself.
The Yearling
, thatâs a Pulitzer Prize book, it happens there in Florida, only a long time ago.â
âThatâs a fine book. I remember reading it when I was young.â
He was starting to make me nervous. What did he want?
âWell,â he says, getting down to business, âI must say Iâm a little bit surprised Mrs Wayne isnât here, but no matter, we can discuss matters just between the two of us. Okay if I call you Dean?â
âSure.â He could call me Donald Duck, but that didnât make it so.
âPlease call me Chet. Now about my little trip out here, Dean, has your aunt given you any indication what this might be about?â
I looked up at the ceiling like Iâm thinking hard about it. âNo.â
âOh, well, Iâm surprised about that, but thatâs okay. Giventhe nature of the correspondence between us, I assumed thereâd be discussion between the two of you concerning the matter.â
âNope, she never mentioned a word about it, not to me.â That was a true statement. I was finding itâs possible to tell people lies without actually lying. This was something I never thought of before and was a big surprise.
âWell, then,â he says, âmaybe I should start at the beginning, as they say.â
âOkay.â
âMrs Wayne is concerned about you, Dean. I might have said worried, I might even have said distraught, but the word Iâve chosen, just to keep things in perspective, is concerned. This good Christian woman is concerned for your future, Dean, and I apologize for the dramatic nature of what Iâm going to say next, but sheâs concerned for your very soul.â
âUhuh.â
âMrs Wayne has