Cat in a hot pink Pursuit by Carole Nelson Douglas Read Free Book Online Page B

confidence!
    Temple returned to the living room and ran Mariah’s tape again.
    Couldn’t tell Max, couldn’t tell Matt. Wouldn’t have told Louie if he hadn’t been here.
    She frowned, remembering the dismembered Barbie doll parts in the color Xerox image. If she got to the Teen Queen Castle, she’d really rather have some undercover backup that she knew about.
    Not Max. Not Matt. Surely not Louie. Then who?



Bait Boy

    Not once during her pitch did Miss Lieutenant C. Ft. Molina specifically forbid Midnight Louie his own self to go undercover.
    Wise of her. I am always undercover, anyway.
    I have watched the video with both eyes wide open, thinking how I would feel if Miss Midnight Louise put herself on the chopping block in such a fashion. I guess it is not a chopping block unless the purveyor of the mutilated flyer makes it so. It is more like an auction block.
    I cannot approve of these little dolls parading for the entertainment of the masses. I cannot approve of anyone parading for the entertainment of the masses.
    Unless, of course, they held a midlife-macho-dude competition. That would be right up my alley.
    Everything I have overheard today convinces me of one thing: I must be present in the Teen Queen Castle for both the gore and the glamour of the competition, the guts and the glory. Miss Temple needs some undercover muscle she can count on, i.e., something more than human.
    Speaking of which, I could use some spiritual guidance. Or at least a hint of what is to come. Or at least a good laugh at the gullible.
    So, once Miss Temple is in her bedroom throwing clothes and shoes around, I bounce open one of the French doors to the balcony. I know this is her usual ritual for gearing up, quite literally, for action.
    Me, I hop aboard the old palm tree leaning so conveniently over our balcony and ratchet up the shaggy trunk to the penthouse floor, just below the spreading vanes of leaves.
    This entails an agile leap over the wrought-iron railing and a three-point landing on the plastic pad of the lounge chair. (Three-point because one of my shiv-holders slips off the cushion.)
    But I am good to go as soon as I sit up and shake my coat into dapper order.
    I have another rank of French doors to break through. These have not been trained by me to open at the jiggle of a mitt under the bottom. So my entrance is not the usual blend of speed, skill, and silence.
    I find myself expected.
    Karma is not hiding under the furniture, as is her wont. (These psychic types loathe daylight.) No, this time she is sitting there bold as a bronze statue of Bast. The gaze she casts upon me, though as gloriously blue as Miss Lieutenant Molina’s, is pure steel and just as caustic.
    She is a leggy rangy lady, her coat a longish soft I cream shade and her mitts all gloved in pristine white.
    Yet she wears the brown facial mask of the formidable Siamese martial arts expert, which only emphasizes her blue-heaven eye color. While she is lovely to look at, one does not wish to annoy her. The breed is deemed sacred for defending a dalai lama against assassins ages ago. They have never forgotten it, nor should they. Nor do I. Hence their mystical gifts, if you believe in that sort of thing. I sort of do, despite my street sense. But at the moment she is crooning a not entirely welcoming song at me.
    “By the prickling of my pads, this way comes the king of cads.”
    “Oh, I say, Karma! That is harsh. If you are miffed that we have not had discourse lately, I have been mondo busy with various and sundry cases all across Las Vegas, from desert to downtown.”
    She emits a sound that wavers between a growl and a purr. No wonder we dudes do not stick around the females of my species. They are one tough house to please.
    I decide to play the mum dude-about-town and simply polish my nails on my shiny black sleeve.
    “Oh, very well. Come in.” She rises and leads the way into the dim room where vintage pieces of upholstery graze like bison of