do either of you listen?â
âNo,â they said together again.
âBecause Iâm fucking married, asshole,â Derrick added.
âWhatever. So I mention the bar, and she thanks me, and I say something like, âMaybe Iâll see you there.â And do you know what she says to me?â
âBreathless with anticipation,â Josh told him, deciding against the third slice. Watching a little sauce dribble down Derrickâs chin had been the kicker.
âShe says, âOh, well, that sounds nice but I think youâre a little too old for me.ââ Tony looked disgusted as he picked up the red plastic cup and took a sip of his draft beer. âCome on! Iâm not even thirty!â
âGetting closer every day,â Josh reminded him, mostly to watch his friendâs face pale a little.
âEvil,â Tony said, flicking a mushroom at him.
âAngieâs pregnant,â Derrick said lightly.
Both men stopped and stared at their friend, eyes wide. âWhat?â Josh asked.
âMy wife,â he said, as if they needed the reminder, taking another bite of pizza. He chewed a few times, then repeated, âAngieâs pregnant.â
âOn purpose?â Tony asked. Josh kicked his shin under the table. âWhat? It seemed like a legit question.â
âIt wasnât,â Josh said with a silent warning look. To Derrick, âCongrats, man. Youâre gonna be a daddy.â
Derrickâs face split into a wide grin. âYup. Seven or eight or however many months she has left to go and I can call myself Dad.â
âDaddy Derrick should find out how long a human is pregnant before he can call himself Daddy,â Tony suggested, eyes wandering along until they locked onto a coedâs short shorts as she walked by.
Josh kicked him again, just for fun.
âYou have any chance of playing this year?â Tony asked, sneering a little in retaliation for the kicks. âOr are you just riding the bench again?â
âHe makes more sitting on his ass for one game than you do all year busting yours at the store,â Derrick reminded their friend.
âAnd lives in a freaking one-bedroom economy apartment, perpetually alone, like a monk. Waste.â Tony sighed and took another sip. âSeriously, though. It would be a lot more fun going out with you if females actually knew who you were.â
âLots of females know who I am,â Josh shot back. âYour mom, for example. She called me the other day andââ
Tony kicked him back under the table.
âHey, Iâm just hoping the Bobcats make it to the Bowl this year. And Owens is the guy to do it.â Derrick smiled as he started to reach for his sixth slice, then drew his hand back. âBetter not.â
âYou could call your gut a sympathy belly and Angie would probably love it,â Tony suggested.
Derrick looked dubious, then decided to go for it anyway and grabbed the last slice.
âI donât know about any of that,â Josh said, silently asking for forgiveness on the lie. Heâd never been
in the know
before this season, and so any other time his friends begged for details, heâd been able to say with a straight face, âI donât know.â Now . . .
âHey, didnât we go to school with that girl?â
Josh took a sip of his sweet tea and looked around in response to Derrickâs question. âI donât know . . . where?â
âThere, by the counter, picking up the order. Katie?â
âCarri,â Tony corrected, leaning out of the booth a little. âShe was pretty hot back in high school.â
âCarrington Gray,â Josh added, taking a quick glance himself. There was Carri, looking more casual than she had the last two times heâd seen her, wearing cutoffs and a tank top, with sandals on her feet and her hair wrapped in a cloth headband.
As he watched,