thereâs no Mortein left.
All around you are little smouldering cremated spiders. There must be hundreds, maybe thousands of them. Through the smoke you see Stacey. Sheâs staggering to her feet. She comes towards you. Youâre not sure if maybe you should grab the cross again but she looks pretty normal now. Sheâs smiling and she reaches out and takes your hand.
âThank you,â she says.
âWhat was that all about?â you ask.
She explains: âYears ago my great-great-grandfather looted the tomb of an Egyptian Pharaoh. It was full of these little spiders. They bit him hundreds of times. He recovered, but what no-one realised was that they had laid their eggs under his skin. In time they hatched, and made their homes inside his body. And he passed the affliction on to each new generation. Since then our family has been cursed by the Pharaohâs spiders. They gradually drive people mad.â She shuddered. âThey make you do the strangest things, behave in the strangest ways. The only cure is the cross and the fire. But it has to be someone who is innocent of the curse, who knows nothing about it, who can save us.â She hugs you. âYouâve saved my life.â
âWell, thatâs great,â you say, as your nostrils fill with smoke and a strange red glow starts to envelop the building. âBut . . . um . . . hadnât we better get out of here before the church burns down?â
ou gradually drift into the most relaxing sleep youâve ever had. You seem to sleep for a long time, but itâs hard to tell with sleep, of course. You know you do have dreams, lots of wonderful dreams. Especially you dream of your family and your school and your old house, the one you left to come to the new place. And, funnily enough, you dream of Staceyâonly in the dreams sheâs a witch and sheâs really horrible and all her teeth are long and green and pointy, and sheâs waving a strange-looking stick and shouting long words at you, words youâve never heard before, that donât seem to make any sense.
Then you wake up.
You feel pretty weird, like itâs hard to move, like your limbs wonât do what you want them to do. You stretch slowly and open your eyes and look around. The car seems colder now and the light is dimmer. You can barely see the shiny brown plastic dashboard or the big black steering wheel. You gaze out the window, feeling a little anxious. âWhatâs going on?â you wonder.
Itâs misty out there but you gradually see someone coming towards the car. Itâs a man dressed in some kind of Alfoil. Must be on his way to a fancy dress party. Heâs walking really carefully though, like heâs nervous of something. Whatâs he doing on your property? You make your left arm move and you open the door of the car.
As soon as the man sees you he jumps back like heâs terrified. What a loony! Must be the local cracker case.
âCan I help you?â you ask politely.
âWho . . . who are you?â he stammers.
âItâs our house,â you say. âWeâve just bought this place. Well, at least my parents have.â
The man goes all pale and looks like heâs about to faint.
âBut who are you?â he asks again. âWhat is this vehicle, and why are you wearing those strange clothes?â
âMe?!â you say indignantly. âHey, Iâm not the one in the strange clothes. You look like you could bake a chicken in your costume. I mean, sure, youâve got a right to wear what you want, but if I had an outfit like . . .â
Youâve stopped talking. Youâre standing there staring past him. Thereâs a good reason for that. The mistâs just cleared and youâre looking at your own house. Or rather, where your house used to be. Now thereâs no sign of it. Not a trace. Not a brick, not a splinter of wood, not a pot