brow. Heâs taking a momentâs rest from digging the pit for tomorrowâs lechón . His tank undershirt is soaked with sweat, and his hands are covered with dirt. Despite all this, heâs digging in nice pants and dress socks. A sight to behold.
âPapi, you have got to do something about that woman.â
He circles the pit, looking for a new spot to unearth. âWhatâs there to do? That woman is fine the way she is.â
âAnd I thought you were the reasonable one.â
He laughs in a way Iâve loved since as long as I can rememberâairily, but with a hint of wheezing. âWhat happened, Isa?â
âShe invited Robi to come tomorrow.â
âSo?â
âSo I invited Andrew to come tomorrow too.â
He thinks about this for a moment. âSo? She didnât know that.â
âDad? She has no business inviting Robi at all! What is she trying to do?â A mosquito bites my ankle, so I slapit to a premature death.
âIâm sure sheâs not trying to do anything, Isa. What do you want? For her to drop that boy like a hot potato just because you did?â
I cross my arms. Another mosquito whirs a high-pitched battle cry near my ear.
âDidnât you bring Robi around here and ask everybody to accept him as your boyfriend?â He jabs the shovel into the ground and brings up a good chunk of soil. âNow you want us to forget him just like that? Sheâs not doing it to upset you, Isa. Itâs just that itâll take her a little longer than it took you.â
âI donât believe this.â I turn and head back to the house. Both the mosquitoes and my dad are killing me.
â ¿Hija? â
â ¿Padre? â
âI know itâs frustrating, but try to be more patient with your mother. Please?â
Thereâs something in his face. I donât know what it is. Then, a soft look, the one he saves for his girls. Only his girls. I canât possibly say no to him. âIâll try, Papi. For you.â
He blows his kiss, then goes back to digging the pit oâ death.
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What the heck, Iâll give it a shot. Iâll ask my brother for his two cents on the situation. To locate Stefan, I follow the bass sound of old school Power 96 music.
Dinâ¦dinâ¦din-di-ri-din-dinâ¦
See? Heâs in his room. Even though he keeps his doorunlocked, I knock. I really donât want to risk seeing him naked, or worse, blow-drying his hair like a girl.
Freestyleâs kickinâ in the house tonightâ¦move your body from left to rightâ¦
Stefan actually thinks this music is classic. In reality, that electronic voice stopped sounding futuristic in, like, the year I was born. âStefan?â
A fully clothed, ready-to-hit-the-town Stefan pulls the door open, smiles, and walks back to his mirror. As if this couldnât get worse, he starts singing.
âExcuse me, loser?â His bed is immaculately made, rows of shoes in the closet, bottles of cologne samples lined up on his dresser, all exposing Stefanâs organization mania. âSeñor Martha Stewart?â
He sways to the beat, which is actually pretty funky if you can get past the silly words.
âBaboon? Uhâ¦I know Iâm interrupting your important pre-party grooming ritual, but I need some advice. Hel-lo?â
But Stefanâs in a semitrance. He hears me, judging from his nod, but his response is more physical than intellectual. If my brother knows anything, itâs physical. I must get him one of those disco balls for Christmas.
He turns around to demonstrate exactly what I should do about my situation, even though I havenât even told him what it is yet. Party! Dance! He waves his arms in the air, sinks low to the floor, and bites his lower lip. No words necessary. Just go with the flow, his hips tell me.
âBoth Robi and this guy I went out with are coming tomorrow!â I shout above