extramarital fling, and he could forgive her much. But not being cuckolded in his own home. You donât want to wear those horns; they grow out of your ears, and kids laugh at the funny man on the street. Heâ
âWhat?â Vic said, emerging from his reverie. âI missed it, Rog.â
âI said, âThat goddam red cereal.â Unquote. My exact words.â
âYeah,â Vic said. âIâll drink to that.â
Roger raised his pilsner glass. âDo it,â he said.
Vic did.
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Gary Pervier sat out on his weedy front lawn at the bottom of Seven Oaks Hill on Town Road No. 3 about a week after Vic and Rogerâs depressing luncheon meeting at the Yellow Sub, drinking a screwdriver that was 25 percent Birdâs Eye frozen orange juice and 75 percent Popov vodka. He sat in the shade of an elm that was in the last stages of rampant Dutch elm disease, his bottom resting against the frayed straps of a Sears, Roebuck mail-order lawn chair that was in the last stages of useful service. He was drinking Popov because Popov was cheap. Gary had purchased a large supply of it in New Hampshire, where booze was cheaper, on his last liquor run. Popov was cheap in Maine, but it was dirt cheap in New Hampshire, a state which took its stand for thefiner things in lifeâa fat state lottery, cheap booze, cheap cigarettes, and tourist attractions like Santaâs Village and Six-Gun City. New Hampshire was a great old place. The lawn chair had slowly settled into his run-to-riot lawn, digging deep divots. The house behind the lawn had also run to riot; it was a gray, paint-peeling, roof-sagging shambles. Shutters hung. The chimney hooked at the sky like a drunk trying to get up from a tumble. Shingles blown off in the previous winterâs last big storm still hung limply from some of the branches of the dying elm. It ainât the Taj Mahal, Gary sometimes said, but who gives a shit?
Gary was, on this swelteringly hot late-June day, as drunk as a coot. This was not an uncommon state of affairs with him. He did not know Roger Breakstone from shit. He did not know Vic Trenton from shit. He didnât know Donna Trenton from shit, and if he had known her, he wouldnât have given a shit if the visiting team was throwing line drives into her catcherâs mitt. He did know the Cambers and their dog Cujo; the family lived up the hill, at the end of Town Road No. 3. He and Joe Camber did a good deal of drinking together, and in a rather foggy fashion Gary realized that Joe Camber was already a goodly way down the road to alcoholism. It was a road Gary himself had toured extensively.
âJust a good-for-nothing drunk and I donât give a shit!â Gary told the birds and the shingles in the diseased elm. He tipped his glass. He farted. He swatted a bug. Sunlight and shadow dappled his face. Behind the house, a number of disemboweled cars had almost disappeared in the tall weeds. The ivy which grew on the west side of his house had gone absolutely apeshit, almost covering it. One window peeked outâbarelyâand on sunny days it glittered like a dirty diamond. Two years ago, in a drunken frenzy. Gary had uprooted a bureau from one of the upstairs rooms and had thrown it out a windowâhe could not remember why now. He had reglazed the window himself because it had let in one crotch of a draft come winter, but the bureau rested exactly where it had fallen. One drawer was popped out like a tongue.
In 1944, when Gary Pervier had been twenty, he had singlehandedly taken a German pillbox in France and, following that exploit, had led the remains of his squad ten miles farther before collapsing with the six bullet wounds hehad suffered in his charge of the machine-gun emplacement. For this he had been awarded one of his grateful countryâs highest honors, the Distinguished Service Cross. In 1968 he had gotten Buddy Torgeson down in Castle Falls to