Fifth Avenue with Elizabeth before they got dispossessed and had to move in with her mother, he would holler at us kids something awful just âcause we touched his old shiny chrome.
âYâall keep your greasy hands off my car,â he would command, and pay one of the boys a nickel to see that we didnât touch it. He was evil all right, but good looking, with broad shoulders and thick arms and legs.
I went into the front room. Vallie, dressed in a polka-dot dress, was poking about the sofa, looking under the cushions. With his round baby face he looked almost like a girl except for the greasy stocking cap on his head.
âHello, Vallie.â
âHi, Francie. Hey, Maude,â he called. âYou know where Ma hid my pants?â
âThe last place youâd be expected to look for them,â Maude said from the fire escape. âIn the clothes closet.â
Vallie went into the bedroom and came back with his pants. He slipped them under the dress which he then whipped off over his head. His mother came into the room. I loved Mrs. Caldwell, she was that jolly and nice and fat and warm with her West Indian accent.
âSo, my son, youâve found your pants, huh?â
âYes, Ma.â
âYou going to come back upstairs tonight at a decent hour?â
âYes, Ma.â
Mrs. Caldwell sighed. âI donât know why your father upped and died like he did leaving me with all these problems.â
âYou making more problems, Ma, than you have to,â Vallie said. âWhat you tryinâ to do, make a sissy out of me or something, making me wear Rebeccaâs clothes?â
âBetter a live sissy than a dead little boy,â she said, going to Vallie and straightening his shirt collar. âAinât that right, Francie?â
âI guess so, Mrs. Caldwell.â
Vallie stayed out in the street so much that when he did come home his mother hid his pants and made him wear his sisterâs clothes knowing he wouldnât sneak downstairs dressed like a girl.
âWhen you come back upstairs,â Mrs. Caldwell told Vallie, âbring me two penny licorice sticks.â
âOkay,â Vallie said, holding out his hand. His mother dropped two cents into it. She dearly loved licorice sticks.
âFrancieâs here,â Mrs. Caldwell told Maude. âCome off of that fire escape and talk to her.â
Maude grumbled something but didnât make a move, so when Sonny hollered down from the roof for Vallie to hurry on up there, I followed him. Sukie was there, too.
âHey, man,â Sonny said to Vallie. âWhat took you so long? I called you three times.â
âI had to find my pants.â
âFrancie,â Sonny said, looking at me from under his sleepy eyes, âyou sure are getting tall for a girl and skin-nay! â
âHello, Sonny.â I couldnât think of anything else to say, as usual, so I turned to Sukie. âHi. Where you been all day?â
âPlaying jacks with you up till ten minutes ago. Whatâs the matter, you losinâ your mind or something?â
I could have killed her. She always did that, showed me up in front of the boys.
âCome on,â Sonny said, running toward the back of the roof. âLetâs jump over the alley.â He stopped short at the end of the roof and bowed. âLadies first.â
I trailed behind them, deciding that no matter how bad they teased me I wasnât gonna jump. Everybody almost had jumped over that old alley at some time or another except me. Anytime I saw a crowd in the street looking down at something near the alley, I thought that James Junior or Sterling had finally missed and fell while jumping over it, and no amount of teasing could make me do it.
Vallie always teased the most. Now he was saying: âA long-legged gal like you ought to be able to stretch from one side of that alley to the other.â
âAinât it the