range.â
âItâs not a freak show, OâConnor,â remarked Nathan Cloten. âWeâre supposed to be impressing our families with all the skills weâve learned so theyâll keep paying Hillsideâs ridiculous fees, not make them run screaming for the exits.â
âI donât know, Nate,â said Chip Whittley. âThe school could probably raise a pot of money just putting her in a tent and charging admission. What do you suppose people will think she is?â
âYeah,â said Barry âUsuallyâ Fails, âsome kind of mutant thing from the planet of the . . .
things
.â
âReal witty, Barry,â Alex shot back. âI assume thereâll be a lack-of-talent gala as well, in which you three will be headlining. What will you be doing? Juggling with one ball, perhaps, or counting to ten with your hands in your pockets? Since yâall have the mental agility of mountain goats, you could demonstrate reading without moving your lips, but weâve only got a few weeks to prepare, so we shouldnât be too ambitious.â
Barry, who apparently hadnât heard anything after âmountain goats,â was now stalking about with his arms spread like a tightrope walker.
âShe said
mental
agility, Usually,â said Nathan lazily.
âWhoâs mental?â snarled Barry, dropping the high-wire routine and giving Alex a menacing glare.
âCome on,â said Darwen, leading Alex away.
âWhat
are
we going to do?â asked Rich as they moved off down the hallway, leaving Barry, Chip, and Nathan snickering behind them.
âWhat do you mean?â asked Darwen.
âThe principal said
everyone
had to participate in the gala; werenât you listening?â
âApparently not,â Darwen admitted. He had spent the whole assembly thinking about what they might find at Mr. Peregrineâs address.
âYes,â said Mr. Sumners, the math teacher, who happened to be passing. âI couldnât help wondering what your dazzling contribution would be, Arkwright. I assume you have a talent of some sort, yes?â
âSir, I donât know, sir,â Darwen muttered, avoiding the teacherâs smug gaze as he had done so many times before.
âOh, yes,â said Mr. Sumners, swaggering cheerily away. âThis yearâs show will certainly be worth the price of admission.â
âMaybe I could do a lecture on science or archaeology,â Rich said, a slightly panicked look on his face.
âI suppose,â said Darwen. âBut what am I going to do? Apart from being a mirroculist, Iâm rubbish at everything.â
âNo, youâre not,â said Rich.
âYeah?â said Darwen. âWhat else am I good at?â
âYouâre a decent soccer player,â said Rich.
âNot really,â said Darwen. âNot like dazzle-the-parents-with-my-ball-juggling-skills kind of good.â
âThen you could . . .â Rich tried.
âWhat?â Darwen pressed.
For a moment Rich just stood there, thinking furiously, but in the end he just gave a defeated shrug.
âExactly,â said Darwen. âGive me portals to Silbrica to open, or Iâm chuffinâ useless.â He felt his stomach clench because if Lightborne was right, he wouldnât be doing that much longer either.
His gaze slid through the window to the central quadrangle, where the grass was partly covered by a scaffold erected against the clock tower, which was to be home to the new stained glass window. Darwen suspected it would represent something impressive and inspiringâor what Hillside thought was inspiring anyway, like the cringe-worthy statue of âLearningâ in the entrance lobbyâand it would probably make Darwen feel more than ever that he didnât belong. He was starting to feel that Alex was right: they had real work in Silbrica to do. Being trapped