donât think you might have warned me?â
âBut I did, my boy. I sent you a telegram.â
âI thought it was some kind of joke.â
âThe whole thingâs a bloody joke.â
Nathan was sitting next to me and I could see him wincing at swearing in front of ladies. I signed to him not to worry.
âSo itâs a joke, is it? Itâs a joke that you nearly killed my oldest friend? Itâs a joke that youâve let me bring my friends here without letting me know youâve managed to start another civil war with your neighbours?â
âCivil war, you say?â In spite of Alanâs anger, the Old Man seemed quite complimented about that.
âItâs even spread to the town. Do you know they wouldnât hire us a cab or even a cart to come out here? As soon as they knew where we were heading, the whole town was against us.â
âIâm sorry for that. Iâd meant to have Robin waiting for you with the wagonette but we thought it was tomorrow you were coming.â
âThey threw stones at us. Actually threw stones as we were hiking out of town. And when we get here at last, what do you do? You start blazing away at us as if we were a gang of poachers.â
The Old Man looked hurt. âOh no, my boy. Iâd never open fire on poachers. Some of my best friends are poachers.â
âWell, thank you for that. You wouldnât shoot poachers, but youâve no scruples about shooting my friends.â
âMy dear boy, please donât be so angry. It was a misunderstanding. I told you I wasnât expecting you until tomorrow.â
âSo who did you think it was? You were out pretty quickly with that shotgun, werenât you, and youâve got warning bells rigged up on the gate. Whatâs happening?â
The Old Man sighed, âIsnât this discourteous to our guests? Shouldnât you and I discuss it after weâve all eaten?â
Meredith said, quietly and politely, âI think weâd all be interested to know, sir.â
It was the first time any of the rest of us had spoken since the introductions. The Old Man swivelled his head round towards Meredith, gave him a long look and nodded as if acknowledging that he had a right to an opinion.
âIn that case, Iâll tell you. Alan, sit down for goodnessâ sake. Youâre not addressing a meeting.â
Unwillingly, Alan sat down on a straight-backed chair by the sideboard and the Old Man settled himself into the armchair with the saddle and shotgun beside him, crossing his gaitered legs. The plump dog by the fire stirred and developed two heads, one at each end. As it got up I saw that what Iâd taken for one fat dog was two thin ones, fine Afghans. They padded across the room to take up positions on either side of the Old Man, white head on his left knee, sand-coloured on his right. He sat very upright, like a tribal chieftain between bodyguards.
âIt started with the Relief of Mafeking.â The shortsighted eyes ranged round us as if that should tell us what we needed to know. To nudge him along I asked, âThe celebrations?â
His glare focused on me. âCelebrations! You think itâs something to celebrate â that weâre killing honest hard-working farmers because we think we know how to run their country better than they do? Shooting men off the backs of their own horses on their own land â is that something to put out the flags for and light bonfires for and get drunk and march round the town singing songs for?â
I started saying that as a matter of fact I agreed with him, but he didnât take any notice.
âI lived with the Boers for two years. I rode with them, worked with them, ate with them. Theyâre some of the straightest men on earth and this wretched governmentâs sending our young men out there to kill them. And when I dare to stand up and say itâs an abomination, I get ruffians