butter in Rapides Parish to go in that dish.â If there was an entry for homemade butter at the Rapides Parish Fair, Ebby would win a blue ribbon. Ebbyâs cow, Mrytis, gives the best milk. Last summer the Kizers invited us over to eat some blackberry ice cream theyâd made from it. So when Ebby offered me butter made from Mrytisâs milk, I accepted wholeheartedly.
Yesterday I decided I needed one more ingredient for my secret yam dish. I let Frog decide if it should be cinnamon or vanilla. Frog said a little of both would do the trick. He also said my dish should have a good name, like the title of a song. I settled on Secret Agent Yam Mash. It sounded like something a spy for Governor Earl K. Long would make. Frog agreed.
Youâre probably wondering how Iâm going to attend the Father and Daughter Potluck Banquet when my daddy is all the way over in Paris, France, taking pictures of the Eiffel Tower. Well, Uncle Jolly, of course! Heâs not my daddy, but he will do in a pinch.
I canât wait until all those folks at church ask me what my secret ingredient is.
Your fan and creator of the Secret Agent Yam Mash,
Tate P.
PSâThe night before the banquet, Aunt Patty Cake is going to roll my hair in rags. Iâll bet Iâll have more curls than Verbia.
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November 16, 1948
Dear Mr. Williams,
T HE OTHER DAY when I was rehearsing my song, I started wondering if you had a special lady. Then you go and sing with your missus. When they announced that Mrs. Hank Williams would be singing with you, it was as if you were reaching out of the radio to personally deliver my answer. After you finished that gospel duet, I said, âIâll bet Mrs. Williams is real pretty.â
Uncle Jolly said, âOf course she is. I can tell by her voice.â Uncle Jolly thinks if someone doesnât sing good on the radio then they must be good-looking. (Just a reminderâUncle Jolly is no expert on singing.)
Do you have any children? If you do, is one of them a girl my age? If there was a Father and Daughter Potluck Banquet at your church, Iâll bet you would take her even if it was on the night of the Louisiana Hayride . I donât know why, but Iâm just certain you would. I feel as sure about that as Uncle Jolly feels sure about your wife being pretty. And if my daddy wasnât all the way over in Paris, France, heâd be taking me too.
Sure of a lot of things,
Tate P.
PSâI canât wait to tell you what everyone thinks of my Secret Agent Yam Mash and my curls.
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November 20, 1948
Dear Mr. Williams,
W HY, OH WHY, did Dolores pick the day of the Father and Daughter Potluck Banquet to break up for good with Uncle Jolly?
Apparently she went and fell in love with a fellow named Chester Fairfield from Oakdale. Rumor has it, Uncle Jolly found out the hard way. He caught them zipping around Glenmora in Chesterâs new Chevrolet Fleetmaster. Now Uncle Jolly has the lovesick blues.
I guess he found all that out a few hours before I started dressing for the Father and Daughter Potluck Banquet. I was ready thirty minutes early. My Secret Agent Yam Mash was in Aunt Patty Cakeâs best bowl, wrapped with a warm towel. I was wearing my pink Sunday dress that Aunt Patty Cake bought for me at Penneyâs in Alexandria. And when she untied the rags in my hair, the curls came out somewhat tighter than Iâd preferred, like a bunch of skinny mattress springs glued to my scalp. Iâm not complaining. If anyone asks me about them, Iâll just say itâs the newest look from Hollywood.
Thirty minutes after the banquet was supposed to start, Aunt Patty Cake said, âWe might as well eat. My mouth has been watering for that secret recipe of yours, Tate.â But I told her no, maybe Uncle Jolly was just running late.
Frog and I settled on the porch steps. The moon was a great big buttermilk pie against the black sky. It stared down on me as if it was