canât arrest him,â Belinda said.
âIâm afraid I have to. Orville has witnesses who are willinâ to swear in court that your friend attacked him without cause.â
âLet me guess. Artemis and Harold.â
âAnd Dr. Dogood,â Marshal Gruel said. âHis sworn deposition will carry a lot of weight. No one in our community is more respected.â To Fargo he said, âI hope youâll come along peaceable.â
âNo,â Fargo said.
Marshal Gruel blinked. âHowâs that again? Youâre not goinâ to come along nice and quiet-like?â
âIâm not letting you arrest me today.â
âAre you loco?â Marshal Gruel said as if he wasnât sure he had heard right.
âIâd be stuck in your jail for how long?â Fargo said. âDays? Weeks? Longer? Then youâll take me before a judge who happens to be a third cousin to Orville McWhertle and heâll sentence me to sixty days or a fine of a thousand dollars or however much it will be, and either I pay or youâll have me scrubbing floors and cleaning your outhouse every day until my sentence is up.â
âAre you implyinâ the law in Ketchum Falls is crooked?â Marshal Gruel asked.
âDoes bear shit stink?â
The lawman scratched the stubble on his double chin. âWell, now. This makes for a quandary, donât it?â
âQuandary?â Belinda said.
âI canât know big words?â Gruel did more scratching. âTell me, mister. What do you aim to do if I try to do my duty?â
âStop you.â
âAre we talkinâ fists or a knife or lead or what?â
âLetâs put it this way,â Fargo said. âItâs good thereâs a sawbones handy.â
âI canât believe you would disobey a minion of the law like this,â Belinda said. âYouâre only getting yourself into worse trouble.â
âI can believe it,â Marshal Gruel said.
âYou can?â
Gruel nodded. âA man does what I do, he has to be good at readinâ folks.â Gruel slid his hand from the shotgunâs twin barrels to the front end of the forestock. âOrville McWhertle is as big as a tree with more muscles than an ox. Any gent who will stand up to him has to be as tough as they come or stupid. The moment I set eyes on your friend, here, I knew he wasnât short on brains.â
âThatâs very perceptive of you, Marshal,â Belinda said.
âMeaninâ Iâm smarter than you thought?â Gruel grinned. âThatâs all right, maâam. A lot of folks make the mistake of thinkinâ that all I have between my ears is empty space.â Gruel eased his fingers from the front of the forestock to the middle.
âI never suggested you were stupid, Seymour.â
âIt would please me considerable if youâd stop callinâ me that,â Gruel said. âAnywayââhe smiled at FargoââI reckon you and me are at what they call an impasse.â His hand was almost to the back end of the forestock.
âDonât,â Fargo said.
âDonât what?â Gruel said, but his hand froze.
Fargo placed his hand on his Colt. âDonât try to use that scattergun.â
The lawman smiled and switched his hand to the barrels. âYou donât miss much, do you?â He gazed at the buildings on the right side of the street and at those on the left. At a number of windows faces peered out. Most were women and children. âItâs temptinâ to see if youâre really as tough as I think you are but it wouldnât do for us to gun each other down with all these folks lookinâ on.â He half turned. âYouâve got me over a barrel this time, mister. Next time, I wonât make the mistake of beinâ polite.â
âLeave it be,â Fargo said.
Gruel tapped his badge. âCanât.