it. Itâs the story of the century.â
âOh, quit exaggerating,â grumbled Mondy.
âThink about it. Itâs got to be something she can use for hacking, thatâs all sheâs interested in. Maybe itâs a program for breaking into military systems. Or some new protocol for connecting computers. Or a successful artificial intelligence! Isnât your curiosity piqued?â
âMaybe Swan is a Russian agent and itâs a KGB supercomputer,â said Mondy sourly.
âShit, weâre losing them.â
âWill you slow down!â
âI will if they will. Relax, he wonât get far before he gets stuck in the traffic like everyone else.â
It was only a few minutes later that we both wound up in the queue of cars creeping around DC, bumper to bumper. Ismoked and thought while Mondy fidgeted. What if Bob and Peri were Russian agents, I thought? Come on, I told myself, theyâre just a couple of kids. But what about the Doctor? What if the English guy was working for a foreign power, conning a couple of unsuspecting hackers into feeding him secrets? Visions of Kim Philby danced in my head.
We crawled through Beltway traffic for half an hour, keeping Bobâs car within sight, but never quite catching up with it. It must have been the slowest car chase in history.
In the end, we pursued them to Tysonâs Corner, a giant mall in McLean. Bob and Peri wove through the Christmas Eve crowd in the parking lot, trying to lose us in the toing and froing of cars. Tyres squealed as cars braked, trying not to back out onto us as we continued our slow-motion pursuit.
They finally managed to shake us off after five dizzying minutes when we got stuck behind a dingle. âItâs no use,â said Mondy. âTheyâll burn on out of here and weâll never see them again.â
âI think they came to Tysonâs for a reason,â I insisted. âI want to look for them inside the mall.â
âHave you
been
in there?â said Mondy.
Miraculously, weâd found a parking spot. âIâll tell you what,â I said. âYou check the payphones. If you see them, gimme a page. Got the number?â
âMemorised,â he said.
We jumped out and hurried through the rows of cars into the vastness of Tysonâs. Mondy obviously knew the mall better than I did â he immediately vanished into the crowds, heading for the payphones. Heâd know where every phone was.
I looked for computer stores, jogging through the mobs of shoppers. I reckoned Bob would want to stock up on equipment after having to make a run for it. But maybe he justwanted to get thoroughly lost.
After ten minutes, Mondy paged me. âIâve got them,â he mumbled. âIâm right near them.â He gave me directions to another row of payphones. And he gave me the number of a phone right next to them.
I wish I could have seen Bob and Periâs faces when the phone next to them rang. (Mondy did, of course â he was standing just a few feet away.) It rang several times before Bob picked it up.
âHello?â
âBob, please donât hang up. My nameâs Charles Peters. Iâm a journalist. Your âlittle expeditionâ into the TLA building got me interested.â
âJesus, does the whole world know about it?â
âExcuse me, but we have to leave now,â said Peri, tugging at his arm.
âItâs OK. Swan doesnât know who you are. All I want is the story â I can guarantee your anonymity.â
Peri shook her head. Bob said, âOver the phone I donât think I can tell a real journalist from an FBI agent. Bye.â He hung up. They both looked around, wondering where I was. I must be watching them, right? They couldnât know I was in a completely different section of the mall.
Mondy called me back. (Donât ask me how he knew what number to dial.) âTheyâre heading back to