the cheese water and plops it into his mouth. âJust melt on your tongue, donât they?â
âNo.â I shake my head. âI mean I donât want to go home today. I think I need to get away, too,â I proclaim.
Josh sits up, sparked by the idea. âWhere do you want to go?â he asks, mischief glinting off his mirror shades.
âTo find Penny,â I answer.
I canât believe it. Lillian talked to me at a party. I wonder if she caught me staring at her. She never talked to me before. I mean, she never really ignored me, but I just figured she was so tall, she looked right over me. People do it all the time, tall or not. But she talked to me. She gave me some food. She smiled at me. Beautiful teeth. Is that weird I think she has beautiful teeth? She does. And hands. Long fingers. Mine are stumpy.
So she smiled at me and gave me a chip and some dip, and now I think that means I can say hi to her at school. Maybe weâll sit by each other in class. Maybe I can hang with her and Josh and laugh when our car breaks down. Maybe thatâs what her smile and the chip and the dip mean. Maybe itâs the start of a beautiful friendship.
CHAPTER SEVEN
âIâm in,â Josh declares.
âWaitâIâm supposed to convince you with all sorts of important and meaningful reasons about why I must do this. A quest unfulfilled, and all that.â
âWhatever. You donât have to sell me. The open road. A far-off destination. Iâm there.â
Maybe itâs good that was so easy. If Josh wasnât so enthusiastic, I might have caved and gone straight to Pennyâs parentsâ house to confess.
âBut riddle me this: Why are we going to see Penny? Isnât she, like, the root of all stupidity at this point?â
âNo, well, not really. Sheâs just lost. And if we find her, then Iâve fulfilled my promise to her and myself that I wonât tell anyone where she is. Then Iâm going to make her turn herself in, tell her to grow a set, and finally rid my psyche of this hold sheâs had on me for the last year.â
âFair enough. So do we go home and pack? Or should we rough it?â Josh asks.
Iâd hate to go back home and find the cops waiting outside my house. Or worse, run into my mom and have to lie or be guilted into confessing something. âLetâs just go. We can buy some stuff along the way.â Which really means Josh can use his dadâs credit card and we can buy whatever we want. I never was one to take advantage of that as much as other people, although I rarely said no to a free meal. That would be rude, right? But this is the perfectâeven nobleâexcuse to mooch. âBut along the way where? Do we just head west and hope to find her standing on the side of the road?â
âWest sounds best,â Josh amuses himself. âNobody ever found adventure by driving east. Or at least not in the movies.â
âWhich is practically real life anyways,â I concur. âOur ultimate goal can be Portland because thatâs probablyâmaybe, anywaysâwhere she might be. Itâs the biggest lead we have. And it certainly is west. About as far west as we can go, really. West to Portland!â I raise my pointer finger into the air in a declaration. Then Josh gets this boing! idea look on his face. âWhatâs going on in that wacky head of yours?â I ask.
âBest idea ever,â Josh declares. â Hiding Out .â
âOh, no. No. No?â Hiding Out is this absurd movie from the eighties that always seems to be on the local crap channel at two in the morning. It stars Jon Cryer, the dad from Two and a Half Men , as someone who has to go into hiding for witnessing a murder or something, so he stops at a gas station, takes an ugly T-shirt off a rack, grabs a razor, bleach, and some shaving cream, heads to the bathroom and proceeds to shave off his beard