solid.
Wait a few years, Mr. Defuniak, he thinks. Iâm only thirty-seven and already some of my wires are getting loose.
âMaybe you deserve another chance,â Jonesy says.
Slowly and deliberately, he begins to crumple Defuniakâs mid-term, which is suspiciously perfect, A-plus work, into a ball.
âMaybe what happened is you were sick the day of the mid-term, and you never took it at all.â
âI was sick,â David Defuniak says eagerly. âI think I had the flu.â
âThen maybe I ought to give you a take-home essay instead of the multiple-choice test to which your colleagues have been subjected. If you want it. To make up for the test you missed. Would you want that?â
âYeah,â the kid says, wiping his eyes madly with a large swatch of tissues. At least he hasnât gone through all that small-time cheapshit stuff about howJonesy canât prove it, canât prove a thing, heâd take it to the Student Affairs Council, heâd call a protest, blah-blah-blah-de-blah. Heâs crying instead, which is uncomfortable to witness but probably a good signânineteen is young, but too many of them have lost most of their consciences by the time they get there. Defuniak has pretty much owned up, which suggests there might still be a man in there, waiting to come out. âYeah, thatâd be great.â
âAnd you understand that if anything like this ever happens againââ
âIt wonât,â the kid says fervently. âIt wonât, Professor Jones.â
Although Jonesy is only an associate professor, he doesnât bother to correct him. Someday, after all, he will be Professor Jones. He better be; he and his wife have a houseful of kids, and if there arenât at least a few salary-bumps in his future, life is apt to be a pretty tough scramble. Theyâve had some tough scrambles already.
âI hope not,â he says. âGive me three thousand words on the short-term results of the Norman Conquest, David, all right? Cite sources but no need of footnotes. Keep it informal, but present a cogent thesis. I want it by next Monday. Understood?â
âYes. Yes, sir.â
âThen why donât you go on and get started.â He points at Defuniakâs tatty footwear. âAnd the next time you think of buying beer, buy some new sneakers instead. I wouldnât want you to catch the flu again.â
Defuniak goes to the door, then turns. He is anxiousto be gone before Mr. Jones changes his mind, but he is also nineteen. And curious. âHow did you know? You werenât even there that day. Some grad student proctored the test.â
âI knew, and thatâs enough,â Jonesy says with some asperity. âGo on, son. Write a good paper. Hold onto your scholarship. Iâm from Maine myselfâDerryâand I know Pittsfield. Itâs a better place to be from than to go back to.â
âYou got that right,â Defuniak says fervently. âThank you. Thank you for giving me another chance.â
âClose the door on your way out.â
Defuniakâwho will spend his sneaker-money not on beer but on a get-well bouquet for Jonesyâgoes out, obediently closing the door behind him. Jonesy swings around and looks out the window again. The sunshine is untrustworthy but enticing. And because the Defuniak thing went better than he had expected, he thinks he wants to get out in that sunlight before more March cloudsâand maybe snowâcome rolling in. He has planned to eat in his office, but a new plan occurs to him. It is absolutely the worst plan of his life, but of course Jonesy doesnât know that. The plan is to grab his briefcase, pick up a copy of the Boston Phoenix, and walk across the river to Cambridge. Heâll sit on a bench and eat his egg salad sandwich in the sun.
He gets up to put Defuniakâs file in the cabinet marked DâF. How did you know? the