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noticeable personality. I have often wondered that it has not hindered you in your career.”
    Poirot sighed.
    â€œThat is because you have the mistaken idea implanted in your head that a detective is necessarily a man who puts on a false beardand hides behind a pillar! The false beard, it is vieux jeu, and shadowing is only done by the lowest branch of my profession. The Hercule Poirots, my friend, need only to sit back in a chair and think.”
    â€œWhich explains why we are walking along this exceedingly hot street on an exceedingly hot morning.”
    â€œThat is very neatly replied, Hastings. For once, I admit, you have made the score off me.”
    We found Littlegreen House easily enough, but a shock awaited us—a house agent’s board.
    As we were staring at it, a dog’s bark attracted my attention.
    The bushes were thin at that point and the dog could be easily seen. He was a wirehaired terrier, somewhat shaggy as to coat. His feet were planted wide apart, slightly to one side, and he barked with an obvious enjoyment of his own performance that showed him to be actuated by the most amiable motives.
    â€œGood watchdog, aren’t I?” he seemed to be saying. “Don’t mind me! This is just my fun! My duty too, of course. Just have to let ’em know there’s a dog about the place! Deadly dull morning. Quite a blessing to have something to do. Coming into our place? Hope so. It’s darned dull. I could do with a little conversation.”
    â€œHallo, old man,” I said and shoved forward a fist.
    Craning his neck through the railings he sniffed suspiciously, then gently wagged his tail, uttering a few short staccato barks.
    â€œNot been properly introduced, of course, have to keep this up! But I see you know the proper advances to make.”
    â€œGood old boy,” I said.
    â€œWuff,” said the terrier amiably.
    â€œWell, Poirot?” I said, desisting from this conversation and turning to my friend.
    There was an odd expression on his face—one that I could not quite fathom. A kind of deliberately suppressed excitement seems to describe it best.
    â€œThe Incident of the Dog’s Ball,” he murmured. “Well, at least, we have here a dog.”
    â€œWuff,” observed our new friend. Then he sat down, yawned widely and looked at us hopefully.
    â€œWhat next?” I asked.
    The dog seemed to be asking the same question.
    â€œ Parbleu, to Messrs—what is it—Messrs Gabler and Stretcher.”
    â€œThat does seem indicated,” I agreed.
    We turned and retraced our steps, our canine acquaintance sending a few disgusted barks after us.
    The premises of Messrs Gabler and Stretcher were situated in the Market Square. We entered a dim outer office where we were received by a young woman with adenoids and a lacklustre eye.
    â€œGood morning,” said Poirot politely.
    The young woman was at the moment speaking into a telephone but she indicated a chair and Poirot sat down. I found another and brought it forward.
    â€œI couldn’t say, I’m sure,” said the young woman into the telephone vacantly. “No, I don’t know what the rates would be… Pardon? Oh, main water, I think, but, of course, I couldn’t be certain… I’m very sorry, I’m sure… No, he’s out… No, I couldn’t say… Yes, of course I’ll ask him… Yes…8135? I’m afraid I haven’t quite got it. Oh…8935…39… Oh, 5135… Yes, I’ll ask himto ring you…after six… Oh, pardon, before six… Thank you so much.”
    She replaced the receiver, scribbled 5319 on the blotting pad and turned a mildly inquiring but uninterested gaze on Poirot.
    Poirot began briskly.
    â€œI observe that there is a house to be sold just on the outskirts of this town. Littlegreen House, I think is the name.”
    â€œPardon?”
    â€œA house to be let or sold,” said