Hastily, I shouldered the horn, grabbed the rifle, and started to slowly draw it out the wall, fighting the awkward angle.
I just about had it free when someone grabbed the barrel from the other side.
I peered through the hole. Facing me was the visage of MadameDurrell, her red hair seemingly electrified, her hideously rouged mouth pursed in triumph. âYou think I donât know your tricks? You owe me two hundred francs!â
âWhich Iâm traveling to earn,â I whispered hoarsely. âPlease let go my gun, Madame, so I can satisfy my debts.â
âHow, by murdering another? Pay, or I shout for the police!â
âI havenât murdered anyone, but I still need time to put things to right.â
âStarting with your rent!â
âBe careful, I donât want to hurt you. The rifle is loaded.â It was a frontier habit acquired from the voyageurs.
âDo you think Iâm afraid of the likes of you? This gun is collateral!â
I pulled, but she tugged back ferociously. âHeâs here, come to steal his things!â she shouted. She had a grip like the jaws of a terrier.
So in desperation I abruptly reversed movement and bulled forward through the hole Iâd made in the wall, bursting more boards as I drove through to my own apartment. I landed atop my landlady along with gun, splinters, and wall dust. âSorry. I wanted to do this quietly.â
âHelp! Rape!â
I staggered to the window, dragging her as she clung to one leg.
âIt will be the guillotine for you!â
I looked outside. Talma had disappeared from the muddy yard. A gendarme stood in his place, staring up at me in surprise. Damnation! The police had not been half so efficient when I had once complained to them about a pickpocket.
So I lurched the other way, Madame Durrellâs attempt to gnaw on my ankle somewhat foiled by her lack of more than a few teeth. The door was locked, its key no doubt in my landladyâs pocket, and I had no time for niceties. I uncapped my horn, primed my pan, pointed, and fired.
The report was a roar in the room, but at least my landlady let go my leg as the lock shattered. I kicked the door open and plunged into the hallway. A hooded figure on the stairs blocked my way, armed with a snake-headed staff, his eyes startled from the gunshot. The lantern bearer! Smoke hung in the landingâs air.
There was a click, and a fine sword point emerged from the snakeâs head. âGive it up and I let you go,â he whispered.
I hesitated, my gun empty. My opponent had the skilled stance of a pikeman.
Then something flew out of the darkness below and banged off the lantern bearerâs head, staggering him. I charged, using the barrel of my rifle like a bayonet to thrust against his sternum, knocking his wind out. He lurched and tumbled down the stairs. I clattered after, vaulted his sprawled body, and stumbled outside, colliding with Talma.
âAre you mad?â my friend asked. âPolice are coming from every direction!â
âBut I got it,â I said with a grin. âWhat the devil did you hit him with?â
âA potato.â
âSo theyâre good for something after all.â
âStop them!â Madame Durrell was shouting from a streetside window. âHe tried to have his way with me!â
Talma looked up. âI hope your gun was worth that.â
Then we were flying down the street. Another gendarme appeared at the end of the lane, so Talma jerked me into the doorway of an inn. âAnother lodge,â he whispered. âI sensed we might need this.â We burst inside and quickly pulled the proprietor into the shadows. A quick Masonic handshake and Talma pointed to a door leading to the cellar. âThe orderâs urgent business, friend.â
âIs he a Freemason too?â The innkeeper pointed at me.
âHe tries.â
The innkeeper followed us down, locking the door behind