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keep running until he found a road. Somebody would eventually stop and help him. If he told them how bad things were, they wouldn’t make him go back to that horrible place, would they?
    No, they’d just press a shotgun to his chest.
    Laugh at him, or scream in horror.
    Then shoot him.
    “ Die, Fangboy! ”
    But what else could he do? He had to trust somebody . He couldn’t live out in the woods on his own.
    Could he?
    * * *
    One of the most heavily debated elements of the tale of Fangboy is his year spent living alone in the forest. “Impossible!” some scholars have said. “He was only six years old! He would barely have lasted the night, much less twelve full months!”
    An oft-proposed theory is that Nathan discovered a small and rickety cabin in the woods, where a mildly deranged old man lived. Though not an entirely discredited scenario, no evidence of a cabin was ever found, and there seems to be no reason Nathan Pepper would have lied about this part of his experience.
    Most people, upon hearing about his forest adventure for the first time, immediately assume that Nathan succumbed to the natural advantages given to him by his dental abnormality, biting into the necks of deer and small game for food. This is incorrect. During his year in the forest, Nathan did not kill a single living creature, with the obvious exception of ants, mosquitoes, and other bugs, which were slain accidentally and without malice.
    This is not to say that he sustained himself entirely on the two types of berries that were available within the woods. Though he rarely strayed more than fifty feet from the protection of the thick forest, he did venture into backyards, stealing apples from trees, garbage from cans, and sometimes—lured by the delicious scent—meat from unsupervised charcoal grills. When the weather was at its coldest, he slept in barns and doghouses.
    He kept moving north, though he couldn’t say for sure why he was drawn in this direction. It is also worth noting that his sense of direction was generally poor, and he spent as much time backtracking as he did moving forward, which is why even at his slow pace he never reached the end of the forest.
    The forest was far from a comfortable place for a young boy to live, but Nathan seemed to have quite the knack for making it on his own out in the wilderness. Climbing trees was no problem. He bathed regularly in lakes and rivers, just as his parents would have forced him to do against his will. No wild animals tried to kill him (though, much to his disappointment, nor did any try to befriend him).
    Each morning, he woke up thinking that perhaps he should show himself, that maybe Steamspell was wrong, that maybe he’d been taken in and cared for. Each night, he went to bed knowing that Steamspell was absolutely right, that he’d be executed as a freak if he was discovered.
    When his clothes fell apart in tatters, he fashioned his own clothing out of leaves. When that was a rather humiliating failure, he walked around naked, natural, and free for a couple of days until he stole some ill-fitting clothes from a laundry line.
    Occasionally he had fantasies about burning down the orphanage, but mostly he didn’t think about it. He thought about his mother and father all the time, despite his best efforts to put them out of his mind because it made him feel sad and lonely.
    One day as he walked through the forest, eating some berries he’d gathered earlier that morning, he thought that it might be his seventh birthday.
    He wanted to celebrate. Have a great big party with cake (chocolate), balloons (red and green), presents (plentiful), and candles (seven). Perhaps a clown who would juggle. A magician who’d make the clown disappear. Pony rides. Fireworks.
    “It’s going to be the best birthday of all time,” he said out loud. Nathan spoke out loud at least once a day, despite there being nobody else around, to be sure that he wouldn’t forget how to talk.
    The forest did