Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland by Melinda DuChamp Read Free Book Online Page A

rainbow,” the Duchess said, admiring the multicolored smears of lipstick on his manhood. “Don’t you think so, Dick?”
    “Uhng… ungh… ungh…” Dick said.
    “They’re so stupid and pliable when you get them to this state,” the Duchess said to Alice. “Right now, if you asked him to, he’d lick your boots.”
    “But why?”
    “Because men are pigs,” the Duchess said. Then she stood up. “This has been lovely, but I must attend the Queen’s croquet game. She sent an invitation to me, and she gets cross when guests are late. Please finish off Dick for me, Alice.”
    “Excuse me?”
    “Make him climax. He’s been a dear boy, and deserves his reward. “
    “But, I don’t know how.”
    “It’s easy, really. Just remember the song.” The Duchess started singing along with the music.
I speak severely to my boy,

I beat him when he sneezes;

For he can thoroughly enjoy

The pepper when he pleases!
    “That doesn’t make any sense,” Alice said, wrinkling her brow.
    “And why should it?” the Duchess said. “It was written a hundred-and-fifty years ago. But I will say the soup has a lot of pepper in it, and next to the soup is an ice bin. I know that Dick enjoys both. Use your imagination, Alice. You have the power here. Look how badly he wants you. He’ll do anything you ask if you give him the attention he desires. Now I must be off.”
    And with that, the Duchess left.
    Alice swallowed, her throat gone dry. She thought of Pilar, of all he’d shown her. But as much as she’d already learned about herself, he’d been in control. Alice hadn’t had to do things on her own. And like she had told the Duchess, she didn’t know how.
    “Don’t be afraid. You’re doing an excellent job.”
    Alice turned in the direction of the voice, met Cheshire’s grinning face, and all she could think about was running out of this strange house and getting back to safe, sweet Lewis, who never put her on the spot, never leered, never tried anything new, and never asked anything of her beyond laying on her back and opening her thighs.
    “I like to watch,” said Cheshire, stroking furiously. “I watch movies. Live shows. Some people around Wonderland let me peep in windows. And let me tell you something, Alice. You are
very
sexy to watch.”
    Alice wasn’t sure if it was proper to thank a man who was staring at her, wanking, so instead she just politely curtsied.
    “Dick likes the soup,” Cheshire said. “The peppers in it are most titillating. Isn’t that right, Dick?”
    “Uhng,” Dick said. The poor man didn’t appear to know where he was.
    Alice couldn’t leave him in such a terrible state, so she decided to at least try. She lifted the spoon from the cup, and fingers trembling, she brought it to her lips. It smelled heavenly, like roasted chicken and potatoes, like sweet curry and succulent vegetables too varied to name. She took a sip.
    Heat spread through her body, like a spicy wildfire. She let the spoon drop into the cup, then the cup crashed to the floor.
    “It’s so hot.” Peppers overwhelmed her senses and made her body feel as if it was burning.
    Dick locked eyes with her, his pleading for release.
    “Come to me,” she said.
    He instantly responded, standing directly in front of her. She looked down at his member, hard and strong and ready. Alice shouldn’t want this. Pilar was one thing. He’d overwhelmed her. No one could blame her for that. But here she could do whatever she wanted. Walk out the door and find the white rabbit vibrator. See if it could show her the way home.
    Only…
    Only…
    Only she wanted to know what he’d taste like when he climaxed. She wanted to feel him against her tongue.
    Alice lowered herself to her knees.
    “Okay… I guess you can put it against my lips,” she told him.
    Her mouth still burned with pepper. When he brushed against her, Alice wrapped her lips around him and slid him over her tongue until he was halfway down her throat.
    With a