man, he didnât want to leave because Australia was so awesome.
I didnât reply.
The atmosphere at home is horrible, and this time itâs all my fault.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 29
âThe most logical thing,â Dodi said today, âis to get Zach and Flora together.â
âIn what way is that remotely logical?â I asked.
We were in our kitchen after school, eating Twigâs latest batch of banana and chocolate chip cookies.
âItâs what we planned to do all along,â Dodi said. âIt makes Zach happy; it makes Flora happy; it makes Zoran h appy, plus no w it lets you off the hook. Itâs the perfect solution.â
âBut how?â
âWe finish what we started!â Dodi cried.
â
How
?â
I repeated, and Dodi admitted she didnât know.
âThink!â she ordered. We sat there for ages, munching and thinking. We finished the banana and chocolate chip cookies, and moved on to jam and coconut, until we eventually came up with this:
Stalk Zach.
Establish his routine.
Take Flora to a place their paths will cross.
Run away.
Which is rubbish, I pointed out to Dodi, for loads of reasons but mainly because even if we do manage to work out where Zach is going to be, Flora is about as likely to follow us there as she is to crush a kitten with her bare hands.
âWe need help,â concluded Dodi. âBut who?â
We stared out at the garden. Twig has finally convinced Dad to help him build a tree house in the garden, but Dad has already given up, so now Twig and Jas were out there together, trying to finish it on their own and yelling at each other.
âThereâs our answer,â Dodi said.
âYou only talk to us when you need something,â Jas said when we told her what we wanted her to do. âItâs rude.â
âYou could pay us,â Twig suggested.
âYou are obsessed with money,â I told him. Twig shrugged and said to blame the parents and their imminent separation. He said itâs a well-known fact families are poorer when they divorce.
âDonât you want Flora to be happy?â asked Dodi.
âNot particularly,â said Jas, but money did it in the end.
âWhat if he is too embarrassed to talk to her?â Jas asked.
âI would be, after that video,â Twig sniggered.
âEverything will work out just fine,â I said firmly.
Twig says he has never heard of a plan with so much potential for failure, but it hasnât stopped him taking my money. Operation Flora is costing me five pounds a head for him and Jas, plus expenses, âin case we have to buy anything while we are out.â
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 30
Things started to go wrong from the beginning when Flora refused to take the Babes shopping, claiming excessive fame.
âI can never show my face in public again,â Flora said. âItâs all Blueâs fault. She can take you.â
âI have homework,â I said.
âSurely,â Flora said, âthey are old enough to go on their own.â
âI am very, very young,â said Jas. âAnd Twig is extremely irresponsible.â
âIâll take you,â said Mum from the sofa where she was lying, and we all jumped because we thought she was asleep.
âYou mustnât!â I cried. Mum looked startled. âYouâre so tired,â I said. âAnd you donât look well.â
âI do feel a little sick,â she admitted.
My heart dropped. Jas and I looked at each other. Mum still hasnât told us why she went to the doctor and neither of us has had the courage to ask.
âOh for goodnessâ sake,â sighed Flora. âJust let me find my biggest hat and sunglasses.â
Dodi and I followed them at a discreet distance. We stopped just inside the park, out of sight but close enough to the shops to get there within minutes of Twig texting us.
Later, Twig told me exactly what happened. The plan