resumed their meal. The restaurant returned to its normal course of lunchtime events, and Jennifer Sheridan finished her hamburger. Everybody was happy.
“Jesus Christ,” I said.
The waiter appeared at my elbow. “Is something wrong with the niçoise, sir?”
I looked at him carefully. “Get away from me before I shoot you.”
He said, “Very good, sir,” and he got.
CHAPTER
6
A t twelve fifty-five, I gave Jennifer Sheridan a lift the three blocks back to her office and then I headed back toward mine, but I wasn’t particularly happy about it. I felt the way you feel after you’ve given money to a panhandler because the panhandler has just dealt you a sob story that both of you knew was a lie but you went for it anyway. I frowned a lot and stared down a guy driving an ice cream truck just so I could feel tough. If a dog had run out in front of me I probably would’ve swerved to hit it. Well, maybe not. There’s only so much sulking you can do.
The problem was that Jennifer Sheridan wasn’t a panhandler and she wasn’t running a number on me. She was a young woman in pain and she believed what she believed, only believing something doesn’t make it so. Maybe I should spend the rest of the afternoon figuring out a way to convince her. Maybe I could rent one of those high-end, see-in-the-dark video cameras and tape Mark Thurman in the act with the brown-haired woman. Then we could go back to Kate Mantilini’s and I could show everyone and what would thewoman with the big hair think then? Hmm. Maybe there are no limits to sulking, after all.
I stopped at a Lucky market, bought two large bottles of Evian water, put one in my trunk, then continued on toward my office. Half a block later two guys in a light blue four-door sedan pulled up behind me and I thought I was being followed. A Hispanic guy in a dark blue Dodgers cap was driving and a younger guy with a light blond butch cut was riding shotgun. His was the kind of blond that was so blond it was almost white. I looked at them, but they weren’t looking at me, and a block and a half later they turned into a Midas Muffler shop. So much for being followed.
When I got up to my office I opened the French doors off the little balcony, then turned on the radio, and lay down on my couch. KLSX on the airwaves. Howard Stern all morning, classic rock all afternoon. We were well into classic rock and I liked it just fine. Lynyrd Skynyrd. What could be better than that?
It was a cool, clear afternoon and I could be at the beach but instead I was here. Portrait of a detective in a detective’s office. When a detective is in a detective’s office, shouldn’t he be detecting? One of life’s imponderables. The problem was that I didn’t suspect Mark Thurman of a crime, and crime still didn’t look good to me as the answer to Jennifer Sheridan’s problems. If you’re talking cops and crime, you’re talking motive, and I didn’t see it. I had been in Thurman’s home and I had talked to his fiancée and his neighbors, and the crime part just didn’t fit. When you’re talking cops and crime, you’re talking conspicuous consumption. Cops like to buy cars and they like to buy boats and they like to buy vacation homes and they explain it all by saying that the wife came into a little money. Only Thurman didn’t have a wife and, as near as I could tell, he didn’t have any of the other things, either. Of course, there could always be something else. Debt and dope arepopular motives, but Thurman didn’t seem to fit the profile on those, either. I had witnessed events and gathered evidence, and an examination of same had led to certain conclusions which seemed fair to me but not to the client. Maybe the client was crazy. Maybe I was crazy. Maybe the client was just confused and maybe I should have done more to alleviate her confusion, but I had not. Why? Maybe she should be the detective and I should be the client. We couldn’t be any more confused than we were