Funeral for a Dog: A Novel by Thomas Pletzinger Read Free Book Online Page A

they? I ask, and feel my tears coming. Nice collar, by the way, I say to the Chihuahua, offering him some of the milk, he doesn’t drink. You know, I say, I want to get rid of this feeling, I want nothing more to do with the two of them, I don’t want to always remember them, I don’t want to think of Tuuli every fucking minute and of Felix every other one, I want, I want, oh, I have no idea. I’m kneeling in a blood-smeared T-shirt next to a streetlight in the West Village, talking to a Chihuahua and wiping away my tears when a little girl holding two baguettes comes out of the bakery and says, you talking to my dog, mister? and the ring of the bell when she opens the door feels like a slap in the face.
     
    O N A PLAYGROUND at the edge of the West Village, I’m sitting on the end of a metal slide and finally eating the pizza when two guys climb through the hole in the fence, hey, Yo-Yo, what do you think of Bird? says the first one, a short, stout Mexican guy. Yo-Yo snatches the basketball from his hands and bounces it twice through his legs. He looks me in the eyes, I chew the pizza. Hey, Yo-Yo, says the Mexican guy, what do you think of Larry Bird? Yo-Yo dribbles two more times and says, he got nothin’, Eduardo. Yo-Yo shoots and scores, and Eduardo in baggy pants comes over to me. Hey, white boy, what do you think of Larry Bird? He doesn’t look at me, he looks past my eyes at my left ear. Larry Bird is the best player of his generation, I say with my mouth full. What? asks the Mexican guy. Yo-Yo is standing behind him, spinning the ball in his hands. You’ve got to be kidding, I think, drinking the rest of the milk, you’ve got to be kidding, the short, stout one is talking, and the tall one is waiting and playing, and in a moment the short, stout one will threaten me, and the tall one will want to play me for honor or my nuts, I think, putting the milk down between my feet. Afterward I’ll be told never to show my face on this playground again, because this is their turf, those are the rules in the ghetto, those are the rules on television. What? asks the Mexican guy again, what did you just say? and his voice makes a small leap. Listen, kid, I say, not meaning Eduardo or Yo-Yo, but rather myself and that I’m sitting on a metal slide and eating pizza while Grace is asleep upstairs. Okay, I think, I have a headache and blood stains on my T-shirt, I’m drunk, and Tuuli and Felix are playing by their own rules in my apartment, under my roof, and if this is all a game, then I’m up for it, I’ll play along. I say, Larry Bird was the most complete player of his generation, and your mother saw it on television and cried with joy, I say, since she definitely can’t read, so shut up and play. Eduardo laughs and spits on the pavement. Yo-Yo stares at me, now he’s spinning the ball on his finger. What are you doing here, white boy? asks Eduardo, as if he didn’t hear me, he’s not talking to me, he’s just talking, wasn’t that your mother calling you a minute ago to come home and fuck her? Is your father shitfaced again? Shut up and play, I say, taking fifteen dollars out of my pants pocket, your mother, your father, your sister, if I win, the money stays here along with yours, and you do a job for me tonight. I put the money on the ground between my feet and place the milk container on top of the bills. To eleven, says Eduardo, throwing fifteen dollars in the pot. Rule one: whoever scores keeps the ball, two: it’s a foul when I say so, and three: if you lose, you fuck off. Got it, I say, and Yo-Yo asks, you drinking milk, pansy ass?
    Yo-Yo and I play in jeans, Eduardo sits on the slide and smokes, foul, he says. Yo-Yo has a good inside game, Yo-Yo can jump, but Yo-Yo has no outside shot. I have the ball and fake Yo-Yo out with a crossover, the first shot goes in from the free-throw line, a moment later one from outside, two points, then I score again from the left, I’m winning three nothing, crybaby, I