Funeral in Berlin by Len Deighton Read Free Book Online Page A

Wall-Hopper’ or ‘Bloody Sidewalk Slaying at the Wall’. Or maybe he wouldn’t die.
    I waved the insurance papers at the guard box and moved gently through. It’s not far to HalleschesTor—a district of pimps and brothels—and that’s where I had to go next.
    An ill-lit doorway gave on to a steep stone staircase. There were a dozen grey metal post-boxes in the hallway. On one of them it said, ‘Bureau for the rehabilitation of German Prisoners of War from the East’. There were no letters inside. I doubt if there ever had been. I walked up the stairs and pressed a small buzzer. I had a feeling that, even had I not pressed it, the front door would have opened.
    ‘Yes?’ said a calm young man in a dark-grey flannel suit. I used the words of greeting which London had provided.
    ‘This way, please,’ said the young man. The first room was like a dentist’s waiting room. There were lots of periodicals, lots of chairs and very little else except a distinct lack of privacy. They left me there for a few moments before they took me inside. I was ushered through the door only to find another door—a steel one—facing me. The second door was locked and I stood nervously in the tiny ‘cupboard’ which was lit by a blinding overhead light. There was a soft whirr and then the steel door moved open.
    ‘Welcome to the Feldherrnhügel,’ 1 said the calm young man.
    It was a large room lit by blue neon tubes thatproduced a soft hum. There was a bookcase full of files and several pull-down maps hung on the wall. Two long metal tables were crammed with phones of various colours, a TV screen, and a powerful radio receiver. Four young men sat along one table. They were like the man who had opened the door; young, pale, clean-shaven and white-shirted, they might represent the new prosperous Germany but they were also representatives of something rather older. This was a cell of the Gehlen Bureau. 2 From here men were spirited in to the DDR 3 or spirited out. These were the men that the East Germans said were Nazis and the ones that Bonn never talked of at all.
    I wasn’t exactly a welcome visitor but I represented a section of the Gehlen Organization income; they gave me coffee.
    One of the identical men slid into steel-rimmed spectacles and said, ‘You need us to help you out.’ It had a discreet layer of insult. I sipped the Nescafé.
    ‘Whatever you need—the answer is, yes we can do it,’ the spectacled one said. He passed me a small jug of cream. ‘What is it that you need done first?’
    ‘I’m trying to decide between having Dover encircled and Stalingrad subjugated.’
    Steel Spectacles and the other two men smiled, perhaps for the first time.
    I fed them some Gauloises and then we got down to business.
    ‘I need something moved,’ I said.
    ‘Very well,’ said Steel Spectacles. He produced a small tape machine.
    ‘Place of consignment’s origin?’
    ‘I’d try to arrange that to your convenience,’ I said.
    ‘Excellent.’ He clicked the switch on the mike. ‘Origin nul,’ he said.
    ‘To?’ he asked me.
    ‘Channel ports,’ I said.
    ‘Which one?’
    ‘Any,’ I said. He nodded again and repeated my answer into the tape recorder. We were getting on fine together.
    ‘Size?’
    ‘One human,’ I said. No one batted an eyelid; he immediately said, ‘Willing or unwilling?’
    ‘I’m not sure yet,’ I said.
    ‘Conscious or unconscious?’
    ‘Conscious willing or unconscious unwilling.’
    ‘We prefer conscious,’ said Spectacles before relaying it on to the tape.
    The phone rang. Spectacles spoke into the mouthpiece in a rapid series of orders, then two of the Gehlen boys slipped into dark raincoats and hurried for the door.
    ‘A shooting at the wall,’ Spectacles said to me.
    ‘No kidding,’ I said.
    ‘Right at Checkpoint Charlie,’ said Spectacles.
    ‘One of your boys?’ I asked.
    ‘Yes, just a courier,’ said Spectacles. He uncupped the phone; the caller was to wait there and