got work to do. Follow me.â She took him around to the back of the house, where a huge tree shaded a veranda with a table and chairs on it.
âUp the tree!â Annie instructed him. âItâs the only place we can talk!â She shinned up to a large overhanging branch. George slowly clambered after her. Susan had come out onto the veranda, carrying a tray. She stood underneath Annie and George, with Emmett close behind her.
âHello, George!â she called up into the tree. âItâs nice to see you! Even if I canât actually see you.â
âHello, Susan,â George called back. âThanks for inviting me.â
âAnnie, donât you think George might like a rest?And something to eat and drink after his journey?â
âGive it to the tree,â said Annie, sticking her head out through the papery green-and-white leaves. She reached down with an arm and grabbed a juice box, which she handed back to George, and then a load of cookies.
âOkay, weâre good now!â she sang. âBye, other people! You can vamoose!â
Emmett just stood there, looking longingly up into the tree.
âCan Emmett come up and join you?â asked Susan.
âQuite literally,â said Annie, âno. He might fall out of one of the brancheroonies and damage his amazing brain cell count. Better stay safely on the ground. Ciao, you guys! George and I are busy.â
From the tree, they heard Susan sigh. âWhy donât you sit here?â she said to Emmett, arranging a chair for him under the branches. âIâm sure theyâll come down soon.â
Emmett made a small snuffling noise, and they heard Susan comforting him.
âIgnore himâheâs a total crybaby!â Annie whispered to George. âAnd donât start feeling sorry for himâthatâs lethal. The minute you show weakness, he pounces. I felt sorry for him the first time he cried. And then he bit me. My momâs too sappyâshe just canât see it.â
Susanâs footsteps tapped away into the house.
âOkay, hold on to that branch,â ordered Annie, âin case you faint away in shock at what I have to tell you.â
âWhat is it?â said George.
âHuge news,â confirmed Annie. âSo huge-ously huge, your bottom will fall through your pants in surprise.â She looked at him expectantly.
âWell, tell me,â said George patiently.
âPromise you wonât think Iâve gone bananas?â
âUm, well, I pretty much thought you were already,â admitted George. âSo that wonât change anything.â
Annie swatted him with her free hand.
âOuch!â he said, laughing. âThat hurt.â
âGeorge, are you okay?â came a little voice from below. âDo you need protection from the renegade one? She can be really evil.â
âShut up, Emmett!â Annie shouted down. âAnd stop listening to our conversation.â
âIâm not trying to listen!â came Emmettâs high-pitched whine. âItâs not my fault that youâre sending a stream of useless vibrations into the atmosphere.â
âThen go somewhere else!â yelled Annie.
âNo!â said Emmett obstinately. âIâm staying here in case George needs my superintelligent assistance. I donât want him to waste his bandwidth on your rudimentary communication.â
Annie rolled her eyes up to heaven and sighed. She inched along the branch toward George and whispered in his ear: âIâve had a message from aliens.â
âAliens!â said George loudly, forgetting about Emmett below. âYouâve had a message from aliens!â
âShush!â said Annie frantically. But it was too late.
âDoes the young female humanoid really believe that a life-form intelligent enough to send a message across the vast expanse of space would pick her to receive