back at me. She was at the kitchen sink looking very pleased when my parents walked through the backdoor, each carrying a pile of newspapers.
âOh, youâre up,â my mom said. She put her stack on the counter and walked over to give me a hug. âAnd I see youâre well into your birthday breakfast.â
â My birthday breakfast?â
âSee, Jonathan,â she added, looking toward my dad. âAnd you thought Becky might try to eat it.â
I glared across the kitchen at my sister. âBut sheââ
âHow many of those papers can you possibly need?â Becky interrupted as a crooked smile inched across her lips. When it came to sibling rivalry, my sister was no slouch. I vowed revenge.
My dad held up a copy of the Gazette . âYou read the article, right, champ?â
âUm⦠yeah, Dad. I read it.â
âYou saved that manâs life, Dean,â he said. âI wouldnât be surprised if you get a medal.â
âWhoa, whoa,â I said. âJust slow down. I didnât save anyone. In fact, the article says the manâs still in the hospital. And just so thereâs no confusion, all I did was call 911. No, I didnât even do that, I just held my wallet to my ear. Thatâs it.â My mom made a gesture like she wanted to speak, but I cut her off. âThank you for the breakfast, Mom. It was delicious. But please, when my friends come here tonight, donât make a big deal of this whole hero nonsense.â I knew Colin would probably already make a big enough deal of the whole thing on his own. He didnât need help.
I grabbed my jacket from the back of the chair and made for the door, pausing to add, âAnd donât make a big deal about my birthday either, okay?â
My dad laughed. âModesty. I like that.â
âMe too,â my mom said. âIâll pick you and your friends up after school.â
âNo, itâs okay. I think weâll walk, or we might take the bus into town.â
âYouâll call when you decide, right?â
âJeez, Mom. Yes, Iâll call.â
I looked across the kitchen. Becky pointed at me and started rocking an imaginary baby in her arms as she mouthed the word âpathetic.â
âNice hair, Becky,â I called as I reached for the door. I heard a loud growl and the stomping of feet before the door shut behind me. This could shape up to be a good day , I thought.
Boy, was I wrong.
Chapter 9
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Colin and Lisa were waiting at my locker when I got to school.
âWhatâs the deal?â Colin held up a cut-out of the article from the Gazette âs front page. âYou never told us this was the reason you were late on Friday.â
âYeah, Dean. Why didnât you say something?â Lisa added.
âI was a bit preoccupied, what with all the hallucinations.â
âYeah, but now your hallucinations make sense,â Lisa said.
âThey do?â Colin looked confused, and I was pretty sure my expression matched his exactly.
âStress,â she said. âStress can make people see things. You had to fight off a couple of murderous thugs. Iâd say that qualifies as stressful.â
âI fought off murderous thugs?â I looked at Colin and then back to Lisa. âWhere did you get the idea that I fought anyone? It doesnât even say that in the paper.â
âIt says you stopped them,â Lisa said. âAnd your face was all bruised up, so I figured you mustâveââ
Before Lisa could finish, Eric Feldmanâs nasally voice came from behind me. âWell, if it isnât our resident hero.â
I spun around, sick of Ericâs teasing and ready to face the little twerp. But as soon as I saw Rodney, I recoiled. Perhaps because Ericâs oversized goon was wearing all black and seemed really pale, or perhaps because he'd always looked a bit zombie-like but I'd never