chance with you. You donât have one damn thing to do until Monday morning, so hereâs an ideaâflirt a little.â
âFlirt?â
âFlirt. As in engaging in coy, seductive conversation with a tripod.â
âMay I call him a tripod?â Pamela giggled.
âOnly if you want to join my team.â
âIt might be easier.â
âThatâs yet another heterosexual myth about homosexual relationships, but weâre not talking about my pathetic love life, weâre talking about your nonexistent love life. Pammy, itâs the right time and the perfect place. You donât have to open your legsâjust open your mind. See if you can interact with at least one man in more than a businesslike fashion.â
Pamela heard the undercurrent of worry in her friendâs voice. Had she really only interacted with men as business associates since her divorce? She didnât even need to finish formulating the question in her mind. She already knew the answer all too well. As she thought about it, Pamela felt a little spark of anger begin to stir within her. Duane would be thrilled to know that he had turned her into an asexual workaholic. It would mean he could still control her.
âFlirt,â Pamela said.
âFlirt,â V repeated sternly.
âOkay, youâre probably right.â Pamela forced cheerfulness into her voice. âI have been working too hard. Iâm going to think of this weekend as a little escape from the real world, and this job as an adventure into the fantastic.â
âAnd maybe youâll even gamble a little?â V coaxed.
âMaybe . . . a little.â
CHAPTER FOUR
âMODERN mortals are odd,â Artemis told her brother as she watched a row of dowdy matrons pulling the arms of machines that twinkled and clacked and blared obnoxious things like âWheel of Fortune.â âIt is as if the shine and the glitter of the boxes casts a spell on them.â
âSlot machines,â Apollo corrected her.
Artemis gave him a quizzical look.
âRemember what Bacchus told us? They are called slot machines.â
âSlot machines or shining boxes, what difference does it make? Leave it to Bacchus to actually listen to mortals.â
A middle-aged woman in an appliquéd sweatshirt and leggings paused to frown at the goddess before she fed her machine more money. Apollo took his sisterâs elbow and guided her out of earshot of the row of machines.
âYou shouldnât let them hear you speak that way. And donât be so hard on Bacchus. You know Zeus commanded him to explain the customs of modern mortals to us so that we could blend more easily with them.â Apollo paused as he watched a man in a gaudy white jumpsuit encrusted with rhinestones cause a group of women to squeal in delight as he gyrated his hips and sang something about being âall shook up.â
âI, for one, am glad Bacchus understands this world. Much of it is a mystery to me.â
âFine! If itâll make you stop sulking Iâll gift the matron to make up for my harshness.â With a sarcastic flip of her long, shapely fingers Artemis caused the womanâs slot machine to land on a perfect row of cherries. The matron squealed and leapt to her feet as lights flashed and sirens proclaimed her a jackpot winner. Artemis looked on in disgust. âModern mortals would be much more interesting if they were cute and made noises like puppies, instead of looking and sounding like overfed sows all ready for the slaughter.â
âThey are not pets. Nor are they animals,â Apollo said severely. âAnd Zeus commanded us not to meddle with the mortals.â
âI wasnât meddling. I was gifting. There is a distinct difference. If I was going to meddle I would have made that horrid clothing in which she has covered herself combust.â Artemisâ self-amused laughter was sweet music, and it caused