directionââbut you decided it would be easier all around if we didnât meet.â
Indignantly, Suzy said, âWell, that was a big lie. We hadnât any idea!â
âIâm sorry, Iâm sorry. I just donât want this to be happening.â Julia flapped her hands in distress. âWeâre talking about a whole double life here. Our mother has spent the last God knows how many years involved with aâ¦aâ¦â
âBlack man,â Lucille said evenly. âDad came to this country from Mauritius thirty years ago.â
âCouldnât be bothered to come to the funeral, though, could he?â Julia retaliated bitterly.
âThatâs because heâs dead. Otherwise,â said Lucille with a flash of spirit, âIâm sure he would have bothered .â
âLook, Iâm sorry about my sister.â Suzy rushed to make amends. âSheâs a bitâ¦you know. Cares a lot about what the neighbors think.â
âAre you calling me a snob? I am not a snob.â Julia was by this time quivering with outrage.
âOh, yes you are.â Suzy smiled at Lucille. âShe is, sheâs horrendous. Julia tried to bribe a TV crew once because theyâd caught her on camera coming out of Walmart. She almost died of shame when it appeared on the local news.â
âI was taking a shortcut,â Julia insisted through clenched teeth. âYou canât seriously imagine Iâd buy anything from Walmart.â
Suzy beamed. âSee what I mean?â
âThis is ridiculous; we arenât here to discuss me.â Julia seethed visibly; she hated being made fun of. âLetâs face it, Lucilleâs here for one reason and one reason only. The moment she gets her hands on the money, thatâll be it. We wonât see her for dust, will we?â
This was what Julia clearly hoped would happen. Embarrassed by his sisterâs breathtaking insensitivity, Rory said awkwardly, âHold on now. Thatâs entirely up to Lucille.â
âIf thatâs what you want to happen,â Lucille said stiffly, âthen fine. It really isnât my mission in life to embarrass all of you and bring shame on your family.â There was an edge to her voice as she uttered these last words. There were also tears in her eyes. Suzy impulsively reached for her arm as Lucille rose to leave.
âPlease, you canât go. Julia doesnât mean to be rude.â Well, she probably did. âItâs been a shock, thatâs all. And I donât even know why any of us are shocked, because this is so bloody typical of Blanche. A bit of drama, a good old showdownâwasnât that all she ever wanted? So long as it was one where she wasnât around to take the flak.â
âDonât you dare talk about her like that,â Julia burst out. âYou mustnât speak ill of the dead!â
âWhy not? Itâs true. If sheâs watching us now, sheâll be loving every minute of this. And why didnât she tell us we had a sister?â Suzy demanded hotly.
Except they already knew the answer to that one. Juliaâs horrified reaction was all the proof they needed. Blanche had always reveled in being the center of attention, but only on condition that it showed her in a flattering light.
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âAnd then she left.â Suzy finished telling Jaz and Maeve the next morning, in the kitchen at Jazâs house. Reaching across the table, she helped herself to a handful of grapes. âIt was a bit embarrassing actually. I tried to give her a hug to make up for Julia being such a cow and got one of my earrings caught up with some of the beads in her hair. Harry had to untangle us.â She pulled a face. âAnd then it got more awkward because it felt like the end of a disastrous date. I asked Lucille for her phone number and she said, âLook, you donât have to try to be nice. Why
S. Ravynheart, S.A. Archer
Stephen G. Michaud, Roy Hazelwood