Gooney Bird Greene by Lois Lowry Read Free Book Online Page A

her shoulder and set the purse on the floor below the terrarium table. With her face scrunched into a quiet, thinking expression, she unbuttoned her orange fur jacket and hung it on the back of the chair by her desk. Then she returned to the front of the room and faced the class.
    She was wearing a blue plaid skirt, a white blouse, black tights, and brown lace-up shoes. There were bright blue hair ribbons in her neatly brushed red hair. She looked ordinary. She looked dignified. She looked wise.
    "Out there, invisible, are a lot of stories not yet told," Gooney Bird told the class.
    "Absolutely true ones?" Beanie asked in a small voice.
    "Yes. Absolutely true ones."
    "What are they?" asked Beanie.
    "Do you remember that my first story was called 'How

    Gooney Bird Got Her Name'?" Gooney Bird asked.
    "Yes," Beanie replied.
    "Well, another is called 'How Beanie Got Her Name.'"
    "Before I was born," Beanie said, laughing, "there was a thing called an ultrasound that showed me curled up inside my mom? And I looked just like a bean! My mom said lima bean, and my daddy said no, jelly bean, and so—"
    "That's a fine story beginning," Gooney Bird said. "An absolutely true one. You should tell that one on Friday, Beanie."
    "What other invisible stories are out there?" Mrs. Pidgeon asked.
    "Do you remember that my second story was about how I came from China on a flying carpet?"
    "Oh my, yes," Mrs. Pidgeon said. "I had to look up China in the atlas."
    "Out there, invisible, and waiting," Gooney Bird said, "is a story called—let me think." She closed her eyes.
    "Is that the title? 'Let Me Think'?" Malcolm asked.
    "No." Gooney Bird opened her eyes. "The story is called 'How Keiko's Family Came to Watertower.'"
    Keiko smiled. "Well, they started out on a ship," she said. "First my grandmother and grandfather got on a big ship in Yokohama and went to Honolulu. They were a little scared because they had never been to America before. Mrs. Pidgeon, you should get the atlas out."
    Mrs. Pidgeon smiled. "I will, when you tell your story, Keiko. Maybe next Wednesday?"
    "Okay," Keiko said. "And I'll bring some pictures. And how about if I wear a kimono? That wouldn't be distracting, like whiskers, would it?"
    "It would be lovely," Gooney Bird said.
    "And I could maybe carry a fan, and a parasol?"
    Gooney Bird said gently, "That would be a little like whiskers, Keiko."
    "Overdoing it?" Keiko asked.
    "Overdoing it," Gooney Bird said.
    "What about me ?" asked Barry. "Do I have a story?"
    "Of course you do," Gooney Bird told him. "You have stories called 'How Barry Got His Name' and 'How Barry's Family Came to Watertower' and lots of others."
    Barry grinned. "Which one should I tell?" he asked.
    "Do you remember that my third story was about my diamond earrings?"
    Barry nodded.
    "My suggestion is that when it's your turn, Barry, you should tell an absolutely true story called 'When Barry Spent Every Penny He Had on Something He Wanted Really Badly.'"
    The class waited and watched Barry Tuckerman as he squinched his face up, thinking. Then he grinned.
    "Okay," he said. "I'll tell it! But it's really, really gross."
    "Oh, no!" said Keiko. "I hate gross."
    "You can cover your ears for Barry's story," Gooney Bird told her. "Wear earmuffs that day. Green ones would go nicely with your red sweater, I think."
    "Who else? What else?" the class called.
    "My fourth story was called 'How Gooney Bird Directed an Orchestra.'"
    Mrs. Pidgeon suggested, "Maybe we could skip that one, Gooney Bird. I know no one in the class has ever led an orchestra."
    "Class?" Gooney Bird asked. "Has anyone here ever been late to school because something quite unusual happened?"
    Almost every hand went up.
    "Malcolm," Gooney Bird said, "maybe that story could be your assignment. It could be called 'Why Malcolm Was Late to School.'"
    "It could be about the time I was asleep under my bed and my mother couldn't find me in the morning," Malcolm said, "or the time that I dropped my