CAM-STAT X-911s from America. And a thousand spaghetti bullets.â
âWhat?â
âTeflon-coated things. They burst inside and shred up all your stomach. Like spaghetti.â
âSounds nice.â
âYeah, just great. We got to get them before this bikie gang does. The bloke Iâm withâs in the Feds. Weâre off to Newcastle tomorrow.â
Norton thought it might be good manners to change the subject. Heâd had a bit of a dig and only proved that good cops do have a prick of a job at times. And Steve was one of the good ones. âAnd is that how you met the two lovelies?â
Steve winked. âReckon. And in course of duty, too, I might add.â
âOf course, Steve. And half your luck, mate. Theyâre not bad sorts.â
âYeah. We just had dinner with them. They live at Green Point or something.â
Norton was about to say something when Steveâs mate tapped him on the shoulder. They had a quick conversation with the two girls then Steve turned back to Norton.
âWe got to get going, Les. Iâll probably bump you back in Sydney.â
âOkay, mate. Look after yourself.â They exchanged aquick, firm handshake. âAnd Steve, just remember the old saying.â
âWhatâs that?â
âIf youâre gonna pull a scam, watch the video-cam.â
âThanks, Les, I will. You cunt.â
Steve gave a bit of a wave and they were gone, leaving Norton on his own again. He strolled absently towards the dance floor straight into âRight Kind of Moodâ by Herbie. He finished his drink as the music battered him back to the bar. He ordered another drink then turned around and got battered by âForever Youngâ by Interactive. What the fuckâs going on? grimaced Norton. This is diabolical. Norton felt concussed. It was as if someone was belting him over the head with a piece of downpipe and if the music had gone any faster they would have started going back in time. Itâs me. It has to be me. Iâm turning into an old fart, a square. But looking around it wasnât only Les. Everybody in the place looked like theyâd had enough too; including a couple of Asquith Annies shuffling listlessly around on the dance floor with their bottles of mineral water. The DJ had won the night. Heâd beaten them all into the ground. Or the floor.
I donât know what it is, cursed Norton, but this ainât fuckinâ me. He gulped down the last of his Bacardi and fled out the door into the foyer where two teeny boppers were lying on the lounge, exhausted, in front of the same doorman. Norton walked up and put his face about two inches away from the doormanâs again.
âWhy didnât you kick me out earlier when I told you to, you fuckinâ imbecile,â he screamed. âThanks heaps, you hillbilly.â
With his head still reeling and his hearing half shot,Norton left the doorman blinking and spun out the front towards the main door. He didnât know where he was going. Anywhere into the night to try and clear his head. There were two couples waiting for taxis in front of the revolving door as well as a girl standing on her own. Les stopped suddenly, almost bumping into her, his face still a mask of shock, horror and bewilderment.
âChrist almighty, that music. Sorry.â
The girl half smiled. âYouâve been in the disco.â
âYeah, I think thatâs what it was. Bloody hell! The Ukrainians wouldnât have shoved the Jews in there.â
Still half numbed from the neck up, Les stepped over in front of the shops and tried to clear his head. After a few moments his brain started to settle when he noticed another reflection in a window, turned around and pointed.
âYouâre not theâ?â
âThatâs right. I live next door. I saw you upstairs earlier.â
Norton nodded. âYeah. Iâm ⦠up here for a week,â he replied
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