bus.
Tobin just happened to be putting away his tools in the mudroom when Garnet strolled into the kitchen. She gasped. âWhatâs this? Why are all of my cookbooks down here?â
âYou donât . . . like them there?â Jade asked warily.
Yeah, sweetheart, you probably shouldâve cleared this âsurpriseâ with her first
, Tobin thought smugly.
âIâm not one for change, Jade,â Garnet said mulishly. âI like things the way I like them.â
âBut itâs not entirely my fault! I was up on the counter, getting some cookbooks, when Tobin barreled into the kitchen, scaring the life out of me. I lost my balance, fell forward and grabbed on to the shelf. All of the cookbooks crashed downââ
âOn top of you? Oh, sweetheart, thatâs awful! Were you hurt? Are you okay?â
Tobin rubbed the bump behind his right temple, annoyed she hadnât clarified that
heâd
borne the brunt of the falling books.
âIâm fine. But your shelf? Not so much. Tobin tried to fix it, but he claims the shelf wasnât meant to hold heavy cookbooks. Thatâs why I swapped out your knickknacks.â
Oh, you little liar.
But she hadnât really . . . lied. Sheâd merely twisted things around to save her own cute butt.
Tactical error, darlinâ. One thatâs gonna cost you.
Because now? It was on.
Tobin opened and closed the back door as if heâd just waltzed in. âHey, Miz G. How was your lunch?â
âBoring. No Jell-O fights. No hair pulling. Pearl didnât even get to whack anyone with her cane.â Her eyes turned shrewd. âNext time you think about messing around with any of my stuff without asking first? Donât.â
Jade looked guilty as hell.
âUnderstood.â
She patted his arm, as if all was forgiven. âNow be a dear and grab the bags of top soil out of my trunk.â
âYou didnât have to buy dirt. I wouldâve dug up soil out of the garden for you.â
âI appreciate that. But my potted petunias are looking puny and my buddy Tony the Stoner said my soil might be worn out and I need to repot them.â
Jade choked on her glass of water.
Miz G whacked her hard on the back. âLordy, Iâd hate to imagine how badly youâd fare after a prairie fire shot if you choke on water, Jade.â
Tobin hid his smirk, waiting to see how sheâd respond to that.
âI choked after hearing you mention Tony the Stoner! How on earth do you know someone like that? Did these Mud Lilies friends of yours introduce you to him?â she demanded. âBecause I think theyâre a bad influence on you.â
Sheâd done it now.
But Miz G just blinked. âWhat in heavenâs name are you talkinâ about? The Mud Lilies have nothinâ to do with this. Iâve known Tony for years. Iâve been buying potââ
âOmigod, GG! I do
not
want to hear this. You know I have to tell my dad about the stuff youâre doing that might be wrong or illegal!â
âTake it down a notch, Jade, and listen up,â Tobin interjected. Then he addressed Garnet. âWhere does Tony work and what does he do there?â
âHe works at the building center in Rawlins. He usually runs the masonry department. In the summer months heâs in charge of the home and garden section.â Miz G looked baffled. âSonny, have you been drinking? You know all of this. Tony the Stoner did the stonework up at the Split Rock.â
âAnd you call him Tony the Stoner . . . because he installs stone.â
âWhat else would I call him?â She huffed out a breath. âAlthough, now that you mention it, when he changed departments to the garden center he did ask me to stop calling him Tony the Pot Pusher.â
Tobin busted out laughing because Jade looked totally poleaxed.
Welcome to daily life with Garnet Evans.
Miz