an appearance at home, even on a Saturday.
âFor the moment,â said Hardcastle, who made a point of never discussing cases with his family. He was still irritated that his enquiries were being held to ransom by the military. âWhere are the girls?â
âKittyâs on duty,â said Alice. For some time now, Kitty Hardcastle had been working as a bus conductress. Against her fatherâs wishes, she had taken the job with the London General Omnibus Company âto release a man to join the armyâ, she had said. âMaudâs gone out shopping up West, and Walterâs at the post office.â
âHe seems to spend a lot of time there,â muttered Hardcastle, seating himself in the armchair opposite Alice.
âWell, of course he does. Being a telegram boy means that heâs always taking those little yellow envelopes to the bereaved. I must say I wouldnât care for his job. Have you ever noticed how the curtains twitch whenever a telegram boy cycles down the road? Theyâre all terrified that itâs their man who has been killed. That Mrs Wainwright from across the road has never been the same since her husband was killed on the first day of the Battle of the Somme. And that was over a year ago. And it was Wally who took the telegram. He asked her if there was a reply â which he has to do because itâs the regulations â and she just burst into tears.â
âI saw an air raid today,â commented Hardcastle conversationally, deciding to change the subject, albeit slightly.
âOh, really?â said Alice as she resumed her knitting. âI thought I heard the maroons go off.â
âI saw one of those big German Gothas drop a bomb in the river. It didnât do any damage.â
âTheir eyesight never was much good, Ernie,â said Alice. âHave you noticed how many Germans wear glasses?â
âAnd then one of ours came from nowhere and shot it down.â
âWhere did it crash?â
âOn L Divisionâs ground.â
âPah!â snorted Alice, putting down her knitting again. âHow dâyou expect me to know where that is?â
âI saw it in the grounds of the Bethlehem Hospital. Still on fire, it was.â
âYou could have said that in the first place, Ernie. Iâm not in your precious police force, and I donât know where L Division is.â
âL Division is where we live, Alice,â rejoined Hardcastle, scoring a point. At least, in his own mind. âAnyway, itâs that precious police force, as you call it, that pays me enough to put our food on the table, my girl.â
Alice carefully pushed her knitting needles into the ball of wool she was using, and placed them on a side table. âI suppose thatâs a heavy hint that youâll be wanting a cup of tea,â she exclaimed as she stood up.
âIâm not too happy about our young Kitty being on the buses,â said Hardcastle, ignoring his wifeâs comment, and returning to their previous conversation. âMy tram conductor told me that one of their trams got a direct hit the other day. Everyone on it was killed.â
âWell, you wonât stop Kitty, Ernie. Direct hits on trams or not. Sheâs got a will of her own, that girl.â And with that comment, Alice disappeared to the kitchen to make the tea. âJust like her father,â she called over her shoulder.
I might be a DDI at work
, thought Hardcastle,
but it doesnât count for much at home.
Alice returned with a tray of tea things. âI was lucky enough to get some of your favourite ginger snaps today, Ernie.â She poured the tea, and sat down opposite her husband. âI wouldnât be surprised if there wasnât more of those air raids,â she said. âMr Squires reckons that if there was ever another war, itâd all be with just aeroplanes.â
âHuh!â snorted Hardcastle.