Rathcoole. It was completely the wrong direction, I was a detective not a riot cop, and I outranked Burke, but you couldnât really turn down brother officers in need, could you?
With Matty grumbling things like âthis isnât what I signed on forâ, and âI could be fishing right nowâ, we burned up the A2 to that delightful concrete circle of hell known as the Rathcoole Estate.
âGood Friday night?â I asked Matty when his moaning was over.
âOh, it was a classic, mate. Since I wasnât allowed out, it was a fish supper, a six-pack of Special Brew and a wank to
Sapphire and Steel
on the video.â
âDavid McCallum or Joanna Lumley?â
Matty rolled his eyes.
We arrived at Rathcoole to find that it was only a half-hearted sort of riot that had been running since the night before. About thirty hoods on the ground throwing stones and Molotovs from behind a burnt-out bus, maybe another two dozen comrades offering them assistance by tossing petrol-filled milk bottles from the high-rise tower blocks nearby. The cops under a Chief Superintendent Anderson were keeping well back and letting the ruffians exhaust themselves. I reported to Anderson while Matty stayed in the Rover reading The Crampsâ fanzine:
Legion of the Cramped
. Anderson thanked me for coming, but said thatwe werenât needed.
He asked if I wanted a coffee and poured me one from a flask. We got to talking about the nature of riots, Anderson venturing the opinion that social deprivation was at the root cause of it and I suggested that ennui was the disease of late-twentieth-century man. Things were going swimmingly until Anderson began banging on about âit all being part of Godâs planâ and I decided to make myself scarce.
âIf weâre not needed, weâll move out, sir, if thatâs okay with you?â I said and he said that that was fine.
It was when we were safely back in the Rover and heading out of the Estate that we were hit by a jerry-can petrol bomb thrown from a low rise. It exploded with a violent whoosh across the windscreen and it was followed a second or two later by a burst of heavy machine-gun fire that dinged violently off the Land Roverâs armoured hull.
âJesus Christ!â Matty screamed while I put my foot on the accelerator to get us away from the trouble. More machine-gun fire tore up the road behind us and rattled off the rear doors.
âTheyâre shooting at us!â Matty yelled.
âI know!â
I hammered down the clutch, switched back into third gear and accelerated round a bend in the road. I got us a hundred yards from the corner and then I hand-break-turned the Land Rover in a dramatic, tyre-squealing 180. Fire was melting the Land Roverâs window wipers and licking its way down towards the engine block. If it reached the petrol tank ⦠I grabbed my service revolver and the fire extinguisher.
âYouâre not going out there without a bullet-proof vest are you?â Matty said, horrified.
âCall the incident in, ask Anderson to send down help and tell them to be careful,â I barked and opened the side door.
âDonât go out there, Sean! Thatâs what they want! Itâs an ambush.â
âNot with half the police force just up the road. Theyâve long gone. Two quick bursts on a machine gun and theyâll be heroes in the pub tonight.â
âSean, please!â
âCall it in!â
I got out of the Land Rover, pointed my service revolver at the surrounding low rises but no one was around. Keeping the revolver in one hand and the fire extinguisher in the other I sprayed foam over the windscreen and easily dowsed the flame.
I climbed inside the Rover to wait for back up. We sat there for twenty-five minutes but Andersonâs lads never came so I told Matty that weâd write up the incident ourselves later since we had actual work to do this morning.
âUnless