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either that or resign. She’ll be sending out an invasion fleet. They’ll be getting troops from everywhere. I imagine we’ll lose half a dozen regiments from here.”
    “That’s going to stretch us thin.”
    About half of the anti-terrorist and border patrols in Northern Ireland were conducted by the British Army; we, the police, could not easily pick up the slack.
    Brennan rubbed his face. “It’s bad timing. The IRA’s gearing up for a campaign and we’re going to be losing soldiers just when they’re surging. We could be in for an even trickier few months than we thought.”
    I nodded.
    “And spare a thought for what will happen if it’s a debacle. If Thatcher doesn’t get the islands back.”
    “She resigns?”
    “She resigns, the government collapses and there’s a general election. If Labour wins, and they will, that’s it, mate – the ball game is fucking over.”
    The Labour Party under Michael Foot had a policy of unilateral withdrawal from Ireland, which meant that they would withdraw all British soldiers and civil servants. Ireland would be united at last under Dublin rule which was all fine and dandy except that the Irish Army had only a few battalions and it was a laughable idea that they would be able to keep the peace. What it would mean would be full-scale civil war with a million well-armed, geographically tightly knit Protestants against the rest of the island’s four million Catholics. There would be a nice little bloodbath until the US Marines arrived.
    “I hadn’t thought of that,” I said.
    “Best not to.”
    He picked up his copy of the Daily Mail.
    The headline was one word and screamed “Invasion!”
    I noticed that the date on the paper was April 3rd.
    “Are you sure this isn’t all some kind of belated April Fool’s joke?”
    “It’s no joke, Duffy, the BBC are carrying it, all the papers, everybody.”
    “Okay.”
    “We won’t get our knickers in a twist. We’ll take all this one day at a time.”
    “Yes, sir.”
    “Back to work. Get out there and wrap up this murder investigation of yours.”
    “Yes, sir.”
    I pushed back the chair and stood.
    “One more thing, Duffy. ‘A chaperone for a conquistador perhaps’?” he said, tapping his crossword puzzle with his pencil and then thoughtfully chewing the end of it.
    It was easy enough. “I think it’s an anagram, sir,” I said.
    “An anagram of what, Duffy?”
    “Cortes,” I said trying to lead him to the solution but he still didn’t get it and he knew that I knew the answer.
    “Just tell me, Duffy!” he said.
    “Escort, sir.”
    “What? Oh, yes, of course … now piss off.”
    As I was leaving the office I saw Matty struggling to get a long knitted scarf out of his locker.
    “No scarves. Accept it. The Tom Baker era is over, mate,” I told him.
    Hard rain along the A2.
    Matty driving the Land Rover.
    Me riding shotgun, literally: a Winchester M12 pump-action across my lap in case we got ambushed on one of the back roads.
    I put a New Order cassette in the player. They’d gone all disco but it wasn’t as bad as you would have thought.
    “Did you hear the news, Matty?”
    “What news?”
    “You have to stay up with current events, Constable. The Falklands have been invaded.”
    “The what?”
    “Argentina has invaded the Falkland Islands.”
    “Jesus, when was this?”
    “Yesterday.”
    “First the Germans and now the bloody Argentinians.”
    “You’re thinking of the Channel Islands, mate.”
    “Where’s the Falklands then?”
    “Uhm, somewhere sort of south, I think.”
    “I suppose that’s Spurs fucked now, isn’t it?”
    “How so?”
    “Half their team’s from bloody Argentina. They’ll be well off their game.”
    “The Chief Inspector wants us to think about the geo-political consequences.”
    “Aye, geo-politics is one thing, but football’s football, isn’t it?” Matty said, putting things into a proper perspective.

5: THE WIDOW M C ALPINE
    We drove through the