Naomi Throg-morton. Naomi had the honor of being the Princessâs very best friendânot to mention her favorite victim. Though she was said to be the prettiest of The Five, Naomi was also the poorest, and the Princess treated her like something sheâd found floating in a public toilet.
Thanks to Naomi, watching The Five arrive at school each morning had become something of an Atalanta spectator sport. Nothing could send the Princess into a tantrum like seeing her best friend show up in a particularly flattering outfit. Sidonia would evensend Naomi home to change whenever she thought she was in danger of being outshone. A day or two of mean jokes always followed, just in case Naomi hadnât learned her lesson. On those days, it wasnât unusual to come across Naomi sobbing in the girlsâ room during classes. We learned very quickly to leave her alone. She may have been wounded, but she was still dangerous.
âHey, Sidonia,â Naomi called. âI caught a prowler.â
A pair of kitten heels clicked against the tile floor. The Princess turned a corner and sauntered over to where I stood. She smiled sweetly, flashing her trademark dimples before pushing me back against the locker.
âDo I know you?â she sneered in her sinister accent as her yellow eyes looked me up and down.
I shook my head, too scared to speak.
âYouâre not in the ninth grade, are you?â
âSeventh,â I managed to mumble.
âEww,â she said, taking a step back as if I were contaminated. âWhatâs your name?â
âAnanka Fishbein.â
âIt suits you. An ugly name for an ugly little girl.â
Naomi snickered at the Princessâs joke.
âNow give me my ring,â the Princess demanded.
âI didnât take it, Sidonia.â
âEww. She said my name. Donât do that again, piglet.â The Princess jabbed a finger into the ring of baby fat I was still hoping to lose. âIf you arenât a thief, why are you breaking into my locker?â
âIâm not. I just wanted to see how she did it.â I whimpered.
âHow
who
did it?â the Princess growled in frustration.
The door to the locker room swung open, and the voice of the principal echoed through the room.
âWhat in heavenâs name is going on in here? Why arenât you girls in class?â
âWe caught the person who stole my ring,â said the Princess, transforming back into her sweet little girl disguise. âWe were just coming to turn her in.â
âIs that so?â said the principal. She was one of the few who were immune to the Princessâs charms. Peering down at me, she almost smiled. âYouâre the girl in Ms. Jesselâs class. The one who wants to study giant squid. Ananka, if Iâm not mistaken.â
I nodded mutely.
âSquid,â giggled Naomi.
âThatâs enough,â demanded the principal. âNow, Ananka, is there any truth in what these two vigilantes are saying?â
âNo, maâam. I didnât steal anything.â
âSheâs a filthy little liar,â insisted the Princess. âWe found her trying to break into my locker again. And look at what sheâs wearing. She could definitely use the cash.â
âWould you please empty your pockets for me, Ananka?â the principal sighed.
I dumped the contents of my pocketsâthree quarters, one barrette, my retainer, and a wad of lintâonto one of the locker room benches and allowed the principal to give me a quick frisking.
âSo far she appears to be telling the truth,â the principal announced.
âMaybe she needs to be strip-searched,â offered Naomi.
âWhy donât you both get back to class and let me dothe detective work?â the principal snapped. âCome along, Ananka. Letâs go have a look in your locker.â
As the principal guided me toward the stairs, I caught a glimpse