Iâm about to need a truckload of Listerine.â
Bubba snorted as he rolled Nick over toward her. âFor the record, it was. Again, you ainât that cute in high heels, boy. Though I guess Iâd have done it for you if I had to. But only âcause your mama is, and sheâd have stabbed me someplace real uncomfortable with hers if I let something happen to your rotten little hide.â
Laughing, Kody brushed the hair back from Nickâs face. âYou okay?â
âYeah. What happened?â
Her brow lined with worry, she kept her hand on his cheek. âYou stopped breathing and turned a shade of blue I only want to see in your eyes. Not on your skin or lips.â
Grateful heâd remembered to shave extra close that morning, Nick rolled to his back and scowled up at his friends, especially as he realized there was a crowd gathered around them. Great. An audience for this embarrassing display. Just what he craved â¦
âCause puberty just wasnât humiliating enough on its own.
Kill me now.
Bubba held him down as he started to rise. âIâve already called an ambulance. You ainât going nowhere till you get checked out. Not with that heart condition you have. My mama and yours would slaughter me.â
âHeâs right,â Mr. Head said as he pushed through the nosy onlookers. âDonât move, Nick. Just lie still till they get here. Last thing we needâs a lawsuit.â
Double awesome. More hospital bills. At this rate, he was going to be indentured to the insurance company for the rest of his natural life.
Grinding his teeth, he met Kodyâs worried gaze. He didnât really have a heart condition, and they both knew it. His early childhood health problems had stemmed from his human body rejecting the demonic parts of his DNA. He was a freak of nature who should have never survived his fatherâs biological gifts.
âGuys, I really do feel fine.â He met Bubbaâs gaze. âCâmon, Triple Threat. Let my Nicky go.â
âIâm not chancing it. Nor am I facing your mama without a thorough screening from a licensed doc. I happen to value and appreciate all my body parts being in their current locations.â
Nick groaned in agony as he regretted ever allowing Bubba to take his mom out on a date. Theyâd only gone out once, but since then, Bubba had assumed the role of Nick guardianship with a terrifying iron grip. âThen please donât call her. Go get her and take her to the hospital to meet me. Sheâll be too tore up to drive and I donât want her out in this mess alone. She drives bad enough as it is.â
âMarkâs with her. Iâll have him drive her over while I follow the ambulance.â
Nick gaped at the mere suggestion. âAre you nuts? Have you seen the way that man drives? Heâs worse than she is. I donât know what loon approved his license, but dang! I swear he found it in the bottom of a cereal box. And he took lessons from Mario and Luigi.â
Snorting, Bubba pulled out his cell phone to call Mark and tell him what had happened.
Before Nick could continue his protests, the EMTs arrived. Kody stepped back so that they could check his vitals. With the exception of a fever, they confirmed that there was nothing wrong with him. But because of his heart condition, they insisted that he go in for more testing.
It was so frustrating.
And scary since there was always a chance that they might actually uncover something âabnormalâ about him. Something that could land him locked in a lab somewhere for testing since he was about as abnormal as any X-Men could be.
Of course, it didnât help any that he had a new hell-monkey best friend in that one of the zeitj ä gers decided to hitch a ride with them as they took Nick to the ambulance and closed the doors.
Why did that have to be his new psycho stalker? Couldnât there by a supermodel
Matt Christopher, Stephanie Peters