cars, trucks, and buses.
There was no barrier marking the side of the road. If Uncle Harvey lost concentration for a second, weâd slither straight over the edge. If that happened, survival wasnât an option. It would just be a long drop and then the end of everything.
You might think Iâm being melodramatic, but we saw burned-out wrecks of cars and trucks all along the route, smeared over the hillside or lying upside down at the bottom of a valley like dead beetles on a carpet.
My phone beeped. I had a look at the screen. There was a text:
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Hello, darling. How is New York? Itâs very
hot and sunny here. Weâre having a lovely
time swimming. Loads of love from Mom.
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Momâs texts are always like that. Every word spelled out and all the grammar perfect.
I texted back that New York was cool and so was Uncle Harvey and we were having a great time together.
What would Mom and Dad say if they knew where I was right now?
They wouldnât say anything. Theyâd just jump on a plane and come and get me.
Would I ever tell them where I had really spent this week?
Maybe, maybe not. It might have to stay my little secret forever. Anyway, there was no need to worry about that now. It could wait till I got back to Connecticut. If I ever got back to Connecticut.
I settled back in my seat and stared out the window at the sun dipping behind the snow-tipped mountains. The sky turned a deeper shade of gray. The air was suddenly chilly. Along with the change of weather, the road seemed to be getting even worse, narrower and wetter and more slippery, and I wondered what would happen if we were stuck out here all night.
It was almost dark when we finally arrived on a shabby little street in a shabby little town. The junk shop didnât just look shut; it had the appearance of a place that had closed down many years ago. We got out and peered through the dark windows, but there was no sign of life inside.
Uncle Harvey nodded to a group of men sitting in a café across the street. âLetâs ask them where the shopkeeper lives.â
He sauntered up to the table.
âBuenos noches.â
âBuenos noches,â
replied a couple of the men. They were old and toothless. Some of them were drinking beer and others had tiny glasses of some colorless liquid. There was a pile of dominoes on the table.
âWeâre looking for the guy who owns that shop.â Uncle Harvey pointed across the street. âDo you know where he is?â
The old men stared at him blankly. One of them said,
âInglés?â
âSÃ,â
said Uncle Harvey.
âInglés. Hablas Inglés?â
One of them laughed and the others shook their heads.
âGracias,â
said Uncle Harvey.
âAdiós!â
âAdiós!â
they called back, raising their glasses and toasting us.
Uncle Harvey took my arm. âLetâs go and find a hotel.â
We walked back to the car.
I said, âWhy were you talking to them in English?â
âWhy not?â
âDonât they speak Spanish?â
âIâm sure they do.â
âThen why donât you speak to them in Spanish?â
âBecause I canât.â
I stared at him like an idiot. âYou canât speak Spanish?â
âI can say a few words.
Buenos dÃas. Adiós. Una cerveza, por favor. Dónde está el baño?
But thatâs about it.â
âI donât believe this,â I said. âWeâve come treasure-hunting in Peru and you canât even speak Spanish!â
âI donât know why youâre so surprised,â said Uncle Harvey. âWeâve been here for a whole day. Have you heard me speak a single word of the local lingo?â
Thinking about it, I realized he had indeed been talking to everyone in English. Like an idiot, Iâd assumed he was doing it for
my
benefit.
âThis is crazy,â I said. âHow are we ever going to find
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